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Quoth the raven “Eat my shorts.” 🏳️🌈Juan🇲🇽 31 ☀️LA🌴
Quoth the raven “Eat my shorts.” 🏳️🌈Juan🇲🇽 31 ☀️LA🌴
Not this old foo announcing the Hunger Games!
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not this old foo announcing the Hunger Games!
Babes, I need to know that you’re all aware that the mist isn’t actually radioactive. Please tell me you guys know that.
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Babes, I need to know that you’re all aware that the mist isn’t actually radioactive. Please tell me you guys know that.
Penny, honey, why didn’t you just manipulate a kid into going on a treasure hunt for the pillars and have them remove one?
December 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Penny, honey, why didn’t you just manipulate a kid into going on a treasure hunt for the pillars and have them remove one?
RIIIIIICH!! I loved that kid! WHYYYYY?!
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
RIIIIIICH!! I loved that kid! WHYYYYY?!
When am I getting to a point where I don’t have to flex anymore?
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
When am I getting to a point where I don’t have to flex anymore?
So, are we getting that Narnia series or what?
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So, are we getting that Narnia series or what?
Why was this Steve driving in every episode? Looking everywhere but ahead. #strangerthings
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Why was this Steve driving in every episode? Looking everywhere but ahead. #strangerthings
My latest addition to my dildo collection. This thing made me cum in a minute. I need a bro to help me to keep myself from finishing too soon.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My latest addition to my dildo collection. This thing made me cum in a minute. I need a bro to help me to keep myself from finishing too soon.
I should re-watch Veep.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I should re-watch Veep.
Say it, Zohran! SAY IT!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Say it, Zohran! SAY IT!!
Pennywise after taking a nibble and leaving the kids to float in the water.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Pennywise after taking a nibble and leaving the kids to float in the water.
Sometimes I hate my gut. Sometimes I love it.
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Sometimes I hate my gut. Sometimes I love it.
Cynthia said “Security is staying until 6:00am.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Cynthia said “Security is staying until 6:00am.”
I’m starting to lose my hate for working out my upper body.
October 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m starting to lose my hate for working out my upper body.
I can’t wait to get the materials to work on my costume!
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I can’t wait to get the materials to work on my costume!
The fridge was adown and I had to survive on food from my mom’s restaurant for two weeks while the new one was on its and it shows.
October 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The fridge was adown and I had to survive on food from my mom’s restaurant for two weeks while the new one was on its and it shows.
IT: Welcome to Derry, episode 1.
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
IT: Welcome to Derry, episode 1.
Fucking TikTok’s got me thinking that I have diabetes and chiari!
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Fucking TikTok’s got me thinking that I have diabetes and chiari!
I hate checking my bank account only to find out that I’m the one who robbed me.
October 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I hate checking my bank account only to find out that I’m the one who robbed me.
These kids are falling behind because they’re not exercising their brains with Pajama Sam.
October 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
These kids are falling behind because they’re not exercising their brains with Pajama Sam.
I knew I liked this man for a reason. My boyfriend isn’t racist in any dimension. 🥰🥰🥰
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I knew I liked this man for a reason. My boyfriend isn’t racist in any dimension. 🥰🥰🥰
The gym like cum for some reason. I hard the whole time.
September 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The gym like cum for some reason. I hard the whole time.
My room is ready for cozy spooky time.
September 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
My room is ready for cozy spooky time.