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Shorty Rattlesnake
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THE FAT ORANGE-HUED TRAITOR TORE DOWN THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE! ☠️

The Greatest POTUS in History is FDR. Period.

#Newsom2028
#VoteVets-Army 91D
Disabled Veteran
PRAGMATIC Progressive

Want Socialism?
MOVE TO EUROPE, we're trying to save America 🇺🇸
Let's not forget this deep friendship of 2 Perverts:
December 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I've already got Kool & The Gang all cued up.

"Celebrate, Good Times, C'mon!!"

It will DEFINITELY be a 'Celebration'!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Consider it Darwin's Law at work, thinning the herd of low IQ imbeciles.
December 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My brother & I outside a Phoenix restaurant circa 1987.
I'm the one in the Iron Maiden t-shirt.
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
SKOL Vikings!!

Time to Tank for the draft position, since we've got the picks this year.

I despise the Cowboys & normally I'd even root for the Packers over them.

Not this year, because next year Hope Springs Eternal.
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
At least 90% of what TraitorTrump says & does is both illegal & unconstitutional.

Let us not forget he's 80 & Obese with an atrocious diet. And SCOTUS is also aged.

This Hell can't last forever
December 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'm loving everything you post, with just one glaring exception:
#ImGoingWild
#StateOfHockey
#LetsGoCrazy
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
TraitorTrump literally destroying half of the White House is quite symbolic of what the incompetent con-artist is doing to the entire nation.

C'mon Filet O' Fish & Diet Coke; DO YOUR WORST!!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Doesn't matter if this particular image is legit when we all know for certain this is indeed the end result for TraitorTrump on the golf course.

Though one particular variable "Depends"🤡💩
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Its always been clear TraitorTrump is playing with a set of Dominos that are missing a number of dots, but I do believe that Goodbye Charlie forced him over the cliff's edge.

⚠️⚠️⚠️THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS COMPLETELY UNHINGED & UNSTABLE.⚠️⚠️⚠️
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Happy Football Day!
#SKOLVikings
September 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
We Minnesota Wild fans aren't panicking over Kirill#97 quite yet, but we're NOT very fond of his agent.
Isn't that right, Theofanous?
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
#TraitorTrump eagerly chewing on a "Big, Beautiful Mint" he pulled out of a Faux Gold urinal just for him at the #USOpen
September 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I wonder why...
August 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"You may say I'm a Dreamer; But I'm not the Only One; I hope some day you'll Join Us; and The World will live as One"
June 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
She's an absolute sweetheart! She single-handedly turned me into a Cat Guy & it only took until I turned 50 to take effect.
May 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Remember his most classy appearance on the golf course by #TraitorTrump
Looks like #DonnieDiapers had a shitty day. 🤭
May 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
My grandbaby & her name is Enya.
My son knows good music!
#blackcatsruletheworld
May 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Thought I'd add a close-up shot that proves optimism can be an effective coping skill.
April 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Thought this would improve the thread.
March 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM