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Shotgun_Alice
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I had this happen to me like forever ago, it’s so bull sh*t, get a brain youtube
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Thank you!
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!!

(meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)
Galaxy brain meme. Panel 1: Jonathan Harker found paprika hendl spicy because he is pathetically English. Panel 2: Hungarian paprika ranges from mild to very spicy; it's perfectly possible our friend Jonathan was served the spicy stuff Panel 3: "paprika hendl uses sweet paprika" recipes change quickly over time an dplace, Jonathan may have been served a regional variant Panel 4 (text running off bottom): PAPRIKA USED TO BE SPICER holy shit it used to be spicier before sweeter peppers were cultivated in the 1920s. plus the machine to remove the spicy pith and seeds was only invented in the 1860s. 19th century Hungarian cuisine was simply spicier than its modern counterpart. not to mention how even "mild" paprikca can cause indigestion which is why it's so frequently served with sour cream
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
shotgunalice.bsky.social
And so the grift begins…
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
shotgunalice.bsky.social
I don’t know what any of this is
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
shotgunalice.bsky.social
When I used to play I realized how much reading the cards was like being a lawyer, very subtle language cues could have huge implications in how a card acts or is used
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM