ShowerKrogan
@showerkrogan.bsky.social
I write things sometimes, with a focus on comedy/horror. Arachnoextinction available in all it's glory on Royal Road. Check out my page on Royal Road and look out for my new zombie series starting soon!
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Chapters nine and ten have both released on my Patreon! The first eight chapters should be released on Royal Road on January 31st at the latest.
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Ten | ShowerKrogan
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January 27, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Chapters nine and ten have both released on my Patreon! The first eight chapters should be released on Royal Road on January 31st at the latest.
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So I got some 'fan art' in the form of a killer new cover. Sure beats the hell of that jank I'd slapped together myself, and it was made by a real person, No AI. (We chatted before they just sent it to me, Thanks Pedro!)
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Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet:
"We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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January 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
So I got some 'fan art' in the form of a killer new cover. Sure beats the hell of that jank I'd slapped together myself, and it was made by a real person, No AI. (We chatted before they just sent it to me, Thanks Pedro!)
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
I thought this one was done a while go, but it took quite a bit of reworking today. But chapter 8 is now live and free!
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Eight | ShowerKrogan
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January 24, 2026 at 6:42 AM
I thought this one was done a while go, but it took quite a bit of reworking today. But chapter 8 is now live and free!
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Chapter Six - Back at it Again | ShowerKrogan
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January 21, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Chapter 5 is up and available for free! No zombies in this chapter, but plenty of violence.
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Five | ShowerKrogan
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January 21, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Chapter 5 is up and available for free! No zombies in this chapter, but plenty of violence.
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I made some dude reading this cry with only the first five chapters. There's 6 chapters available now, and the 7th will be out this afternoon.
I made some dude reading this cry with only the first five chapters. There's 6 chapters available now, and the 7th will be out this afternoon.
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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I made some dude reading this cry with only the first five chapters. There's 6 chapters available now, and the 7th will be out this afternoon.
I made some dude reading this cry with only the first five chapters. There's 6 chapters available now, and the 7th will be out this afternoon.
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So There's a contest going on Royal Road to write a story about Space Dragons. So here's the start of mine.
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Anyone... know an affordable cover artist?
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Anyone... know an affordable cover artist?
SPACE WIZARDS: The Return of Space Dragons
For long, hard centuries has the galaxy endured an ebb in the flows of magic. The Great Ones, the makers of Dragons, the creators of faster than light travel, the sages of the ages past...
All dead; l...
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January 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
So There's a contest going on Royal Road to write a story about Space Dragons. So here's the start of mine.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1470...
Anyone... know an affordable cover artist?
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1470...
Anyone... know an affordable cover artist?
Why wait? Chapter three is also available now, for free, on my Patreon!
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Surviving Zombies - Chapter Three | ShowerKrogan
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January 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Why wait? Chapter three is also available now, for free, on my Patreon!
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Chapter two of my new fantasy zombie series is now available on my Patreon for free!
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Surviving Zombies - Chapter 2 | ShowerKrogan
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January 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Chapter two of my new fantasy zombie series is now available on my Patreon for free!
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Chapter One of my new series is now available for free on my Patreon! I'll eventually start posting to Royal Road, and eventually others, once I had a decent backlog built up.
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New series begins now! Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter One | ShowerKrogan
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January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Chapter One of my new series is now available for free on my Patreon! I'll eventually start posting to Royal Road, and eventually others, once I had a decent backlog built up.
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Put the last chapter out today. #freeBook
Enjoy. Paperback version next year. sometime. But... you'll have to pay for that. It'll be an actual physical good.
Put the last chapter out today. #freeBook
Enjoy. Paperback version next year. sometime. But... you'll have to pay for that. It'll be an actual physical good.
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet:
"We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
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December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Put the last chapter out today. #freeBook
Enjoy. Paperback version next year. sometime. But... you'll have to pay for that. It'll be an actual physical good.
Put the last chapter out today. #freeBook
Enjoy. Paperback version next year. sometime. But... you'll have to pay for that. It'll be an actual physical good.
Reposted by ShowerKrogan
Annoyed by the #nebula news? Want to read some weird shit that is definitely made by 100% human-brain. FOR FREE? Even the cover art is my own, shitty art skills slightly improved on by a real human friend with slightly less shitty art skills.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Last chapter on 24th
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Last chapter on 24th
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet:
"We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Annoyed by the #nebula news? Want to read some weird shit that is definitely made by 100% human-brain. FOR FREE? Even the cover art is my own, shitty art skills slightly improved on by a real human friend with slightly less shitty art skills.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Last chapter on 24th
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Last chapter on 24th
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Disgusted with #SFWA ? Want to read some REAL HUMAN-MADE SLOP? No AI at all, not for the editing(what editing?), not the cover art, nothing. Weird Sci-fi. Comedy/horror. Pure human madness.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Last chapter on the 24th.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Last chapter on the 24th.
Mortal Protection Services
The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet:
"We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...
www.royalroad.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Disgusted with #SFWA ? Want to read some REAL HUMAN-MADE SLOP? No AI at all, not for the editing(what editing?), not the cover art, nothing. Weird Sci-fi. Comedy/horror. Pure human madness.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Last chapter on the 24th.
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...
Last chapter on the 24th.
@kiltedfrog.bsky.social fixed my name
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@kiltedfrog.bsky.social fixed my name