You can also buy tools that have a handle with a blade built in to cut off seatbelts and a hammer head to break glass (it’s small but hefty)

This is the exact one I have

Here are the 11 remaining fields considered “professional”. Tell me if you spy one of these things that’s not like the others 👀

I’m sure this is what the food looks like

I’m celebrating our cats fourth birthday. He had the misfortune of being born on it, but it’s the only thing we have to celebrate today.

@thetnholler.bsky.social

Knoxville peeps: stay aware and share

Aww he looks like our Dougie’s long lost brother!

I don’t fully trust AI overview but this is what I found on a quick search

Me: “I’m not gonna fuck with Threads anymore”

::proceeds to not fuck with threads for awhile, fucks with threads for twenty minutes::

Since this confident transphobe couldn’t be bothered to share an actual link - what are these wildly bogus stats from? I’ve never seen dumber stats in my life.

Wedding

The boat is sinking and there’s a shark and electricity: what do you do?

Everything is awful but here is a picture of my perfect handsome son

I’m glad lil buddy was rescued from The Horrors.