SHRIMPO 🍤
@shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social
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𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏
𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎,
ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
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𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏
𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎,
ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ
Pinned
EVERYBODY CLAPPED!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
EVERYBODY CLAPPED!!!
HA HA!! I WIN!!
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
HA HA!! I WIN!!
AND GUESS WHAT
AND GUESS WHAT
THAT JOKE WAS BAD
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
THAT JOKE WAS BAD
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
why so sea-rious
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
YEAH, LIKE WHO 🙄
awwee , Shrimpo , i'm sure you have lots of people to spend tomorrow with !
BLEH. WISH I HAD PEOPLE TO SPEND TOMORROW WITH...
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
YEAH, LIKE WHO 🙄
WELL I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT WITH SOMEONE WHO CALLS ME NAMES 💢💢
hehe. i did though.
i don’t have anyone either. my family lives in orbit. on a space station settlement.
so it’s just me.
i don’t have anyone either. my family lives in orbit. on a space station settlement.
so it’s just me.
DON'T CALL ME THAT!! AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, EITHER!
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
WELL I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT WITH SOMEONE WHO CALLS ME NAMES 💢💢
DON'T CALL ME THAT!! AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, EITHER!
you ain't got no one either, eh, *seabug?
BLEH. WISH I HAD PEOPLE TO SPEND TOMORROW WITH...
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
DON'T CALL ME THAT!! AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, EITHER!
BLEH. WISH I HAD PEOPLE TO SPEND TOMORROW WITH...
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
BLEH. WISH I HAD PEOPLE TO SPEND TOMORROW WITH...
I'M NOT A WATER BUG, NEENER NEENER!
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I'M NOT A WATER BUG, NEENER NEENER!
OH!!!
...THAT'S A RELIEF. HA! I KNEW IT! I'D NEVER BE A WATER BUG!!
[doing a few fist bumps in the air with excitement!]
...THAT'S A RELIEF. HA! I KNEW IT! I'D NEVER BE A WATER BUG!!
[doing a few fist bumps in the air with excitement!]
scientifically speaking , nope ! you aren't a bug , my friend !
you're a crustacean ! a different group from what is typically referred to as a bug !
while you are sort-of similar to what is considered a bug , you are not a bug .
you're a crustacean ! a different group from what is typically referred to as a bug !
while you are sort-of similar to what is considered a bug , you are not a bug .
...
SO I'M A WATER BUG.
😥
SO I'M A WATER BUG.
😥
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
OH!!!
...THAT'S A RELIEF. HA! I KNEW IT! I'D NEVER BE A WATER BUG!!
[doing a few fist bumps in the air with excitement!]
...THAT'S A RELIEF. HA! I KNEW IT! I'D NEVER BE A WATER BUG!!
[doing a few fist bumps in the air with excitement!]
...
SO I'M A WATER BUG.
😥
SO I'M A WATER BUG.
😥
well , you're a shrimp ! you're a crustacean ! crustaceans are not insects , believe it or not !
both crustaceans and insects have a lot of similarities , both being arthropods . . . you , as a crustacean , have an entirely different anatomy /and/ habitat than an actual insect ! 😁
both crustaceans and insects have a lot of similarities , both being arthropods . . . you , as a crustacean , have an entirely different anatomy /and/ habitat than an actual insect ! 😁
AM I A WATER BUG.
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
...
SO I'M A WATER BUG.
😥
SO I'M A WATER BUG.
😥
I'M NOT!!! 💢💢
🫵
AM I A WATER BUG.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I'M NOT!!! 💢💢
AM I A WATER BUG.
eh ?
[ looking over . curious ! a crustacean was calling his name . . . ]
[ looking over . curious ! a crustacean was calling his name . . . ]
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
AM I A WATER BUG.
NOT A BUG!!!!!!
psyche, BUG BUG. BUG. SEA BUG.
I LIKE THAT TERM BETTER
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
NOT A BUG!!!!!!
I LIKE THAT TERM BETTER
crustacean.
NO I'M NOT!!!!!! A WATER BUG!!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I LIKE THAT TERM BETTER
NO I'M NOT!!!!!! A WATER BUG!!!
EMBRACE WHO YOU ARE!!!!
I WOULD NEVER BE A WATER BUG
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
NO I'M NOT!!!!!! A WATER BUG!!!
I WOULD NEVER BE A WATER BUG
and SHRIMPS are WATER BUGS.
NUH-UH SHRIMPS ARE SHRIMPS
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I WOULD NEVER BE A WATER BUG
NUH-UH SHRIMPS ARE SHRIMPS
you ARE a bug. shrimps is bugs.
YOU LOOK LIKE A BUG
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
NUH-UH SHRIMPS ARE SHRIMPS
YOU LOOK LIKE A BUG
I'M A-- hm. i dunno anymore, actually. reptile thing. boy thing reptile guy.
YEAH? IS THAT A DINOSAUR
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
YOU LOOK LIKE A BUG
YEAH? IS THAT A DINOSAUR
is that a SHRIMP.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
YEAH? IS THAT A DINOSAUR
FINN SHOULD KILL HIS SHELL-F
HAHA
HAHA
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
FINN SHOULD KILL HIS SHELL-F
HAHA
HAHA
MY TUMMY HURTS AND I'M BEING SO BRAVE ABOUT IT
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
MY TUMMY HURTS AND I'M BEING SO BRAVE ABOUT IT