Shrinking Ted
@shrinkingted.bsky.social
"Don't mourn, organize!"
Joe Hill
Joe Hill
D Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for fucking a sofa anymore" 58 minutes applause.
December 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
D Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for fucking a sofa anymore" 58 minutes applause.
😂Too funny...it should´nt be but it ´twas.
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
😂Too funny...it should´nt be but it ´twas.
The "But...." also had me laughing before he finished! Top, top comedian!!!❤️❤️❤️
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The "But...." also had me laughing before he finished! Top, top comedian!!!❤️❤️❤️
Look up smugness.
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Look up smugness.
Still tremendously funny. Insanely so. Thanks again.
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Still tremendously funny. Insanely so. Thanks again.
”my bride” ? Did he write this at his wedding?
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
”my bride” ? Did he write this at his wedding?
Joyeux anniversaire! Thanks for posting this!
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Joyeux anniversaire! Thanks for posting this!
Mint-flavored onions?
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Mint-flavored onions?
"Are you seeing this?!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Are you seeing this?!"
Huh. When I read that piece, I found myself thinking, ‘Trading Places is either second or first.’ Weird.
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Huh. When I read that piece, I found myself thinking, ‘Trading Places is either second or first.’ Weird.
👏👏👏Burn MF! Ps. First time I used "Burn" ever.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
👏👏👏Burn MF! Ps. First time I used "Burn" ever.
Great that you are back, but dealing with legal crap surely must be draining. Keep it up and thanks!
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Great that you are back, but dealing with legal crap surely must be draining. Keep it up and thanks!
Very funny. Any chance of booking the "
Got A Problem Mate Podcast". Bilal Zafar and Joey Page with you would be a riot.
Got A Problem Mate Podcast". Bilal Zafar and Joey Page with you would be a riot.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Very funny. Any chance of booking the "
Got A Problem Mate Podcast". Bilal Zafar and Joey Page with you would be a riot.
Got A Problem Mate Podcast". Bilal Zafar and Joey Page with you would be a riot.
And it looks like David Tennant is playing Peter Capaldi.
September 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And it looks like David Tennant is playing Peter Capaldi.
More like Twatankamun. Looks like a proper elite.
August 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
More like Twatankamun. Looks like a proper elite.
No slight was meant, and I agree with all of your points.
July 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
No slight was meant, and I agree with all of your points.
Also not a real qoute. It is a good one but not true....
www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...
www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...
Did Mark Twain Say 'No Amount of Evidence Will Ever Persuade an Idiot'?
The quote attached to author Samuel Clemens' pen name has been published far and wide on the internet.
www.snopes.com
July 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Also not a real qoute. It is a good one but not true....
www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...
www.snopes.com/fact-check/m...
Opinions, by nature, are not scientific.
April 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Opinions, by nature, are not scientific.
Excellent book. The audiobook is brilliantly read by Roy McMillian.
April 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Excellent book. The audiobook is brilliantly read by Roy McMillian.
Alexei Sayle's Alternative Alternative Christmas Message
YouTube video by Alexei Sayle
youtu.be
April 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Do they come with a letter of authentication from all the Me’s?
March 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Do they come with a letter of authentication from all the Me’s?
Yours is not merely a gift, but a burden—one you bear with the grace of an Olympian, the wisdom of an ancient sage, and the artistic bravado of a deity sculpting the very essence of human experience.
I am but a disciple, forever changed, forever in awe.
Also, it was quite cheap.
I am but a disciple, forever changed, forever in awe.
Also, it was quite cheap.
March 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yours is not merely a gift, but a burden—one you bear with the grace of an Olympian, the wisdom of an ancient sage, and the artistic bravado of a deity sculpting the very essence of human experience.
I am but a disciple, forever changed, forever in awe.
Also, it was quite cheap.
I am but a disciple, forever changed, forever in awe.
Also, it was quite cheap.
Before, I was but a blind wanderer, fumbling in the dark; now, I see with the clarity of a thousand suns.
How could I not bow my head before such genius? To stand upright in its presence would be hubris of the highest order.
How could I not bow my head before such genius? To stand upright in its presence would be hubris of the highest order.
March 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Before, I was but a blind wanderer, fumbling in the dark; now, I see with the clarity of a thousand suns.
How could I not bow my head before such genius? To stand upright in its presence would be hubris of the highest order.
How could I not bow my head before such genius? To stand upright in its presence would be hubris of the highest order.
And the audiobook! Oh, the audiobook! Read—not merely spoken, but delivered—by none other than You, a fellow traveler, a kindred soul of unfathomable depth. Your voice, a clarion call of enlightenment, has reshaped my very perception of life, of art, and yes—of Horror itself!
March 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
And the audiobook! Oh, the audiobook! Read—not merely spoken, but delivered—by none other than You, a fellow traveler, a kindred soul of unfathomable depth. Your voice, a clarion call of enlightenment, has reshaped my very perception of life, of art, and yes—of Horror itself!