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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 2d

squeaky uh squeak squeaker squeakin ' is written on a screen

Alt: Kronk to a squirrel: Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker, squeakin'.

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 3d

is it fascism yet?

Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 3d

even that one got kinda ruined by people saying "clanka" 🫩

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 4d

"The rebrand for Audacity was actually completed in 2024 when Muse hired an external agency to take a look at all the products it maintains."

i'm calling it: there is a nationwide scam going on by fake branding agencies that lie to companies and convince CEOs to pay them for horrible flat rebrands

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 5d

is that a glorpgirl?

Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 6d

i think you're right

i'm just surprised i never connected the start of the SMB song with the start of the one from SML2

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 9d

youtube video essays where 100% of the visuals are vaguely related stock images and memes and the speaker puts emphasis on the wrong words in sentences

if you didn't even make any of this why on earth should i watch it, let alone trust a word you say?

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 12d

one time, even though i was extremely detailed, someone quoted me "with actual alt text" because they didn't bother to tap my alt text when viewing the image and just assumed it was very short

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 13d

a man in a dark room with the words maybe that 's the real punk rock behind him

Alt: Superman: Maybe that's the real punk rock.

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 13d

people who play games aren't the target audience for consoles anymore

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 13d

when your beliefs are all choices, your head is in the sand

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 14d

a shadow of a clown is cast on a red and yellow wall

Alt: Hexxus entering a furnace while laughing

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 14d

ah, but you forgot the blueskier to whom quotation marks are simply invisible

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 14d

the worst part of this is the premise that anyone "earned" their right to vote by "paying in"

that's worse! so much worse!

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 14d

and quite a lot of them were at the expense of one of bill's victims, monica lewinsky

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 15d

guess they didn't notice that freddi fish is a girl who corrects people when they misgender her

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 16d

somehow

vinny has returned

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Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 17d

today everything is either plausible but false or implausible but true

Shroom Mage @shroom-mage.bsky.social · 17d

while i'd agree that libs gleefully saying "FAFO" when hospitals are closed are totally unhelpful, i know too well that "show grace and empathy" means "let them vote away some human rights, as a treat" and "change of heart" means "voting for us after we go 99% hitler"

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