shroomie
@shroomb0b.bsky.social
soup lover, candle lighter, all around clothes wearer
i hope the last avengers movie ends with them all dying. like how long can you be the best and strongest
April 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i hope the last avengers movie ends with them all dying. like how long can you be the best and strongest
moving away from home is realizing if you say something self deprecating people aren’t supposed to agree with you
March 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
moving away from home is realizing if you say something self deprecating people aren’t supposed to agree with you
at work and i handed a customer their change in coins and their fingers were open so the coins all fell. gonna take a blinkie at home for that one
March 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
at work and i handed a customer their change in coins and their fingers were open so the coins all fell. gonna take a blinkie at home for that one
missing four square at recess today
February 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
missing four square at recess today
just used “you look like you loved Pixar’s Cars” as a pick up line and it worked
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
just used “you look like you loved Pixar’s Cars” as a pick up line and it worked
what they don’t tell you is even a one star pokémon card is worth a lot on TCGP if the art is cool and the pokémon looks like a good friend
January 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
what they don’t tell you is even a one star pokémon card is worth a lot on TCGP if the art is cool and the pokémon looks like a good friend
tamagotchi dramatic as hell. i’m gone for 2 hours and this bitch needs to go to the hospital in the ambulance
January 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
tamagotchi dramatic as hell. i’m gone for 2 hours and this bitch needs to go to the hospital in the ambulance
i fear me downloading the panda express app today to order food created new parallel timelines
December 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
i fear me downloading the panda express app today to order food created new parallel timelines
someone posted to identify a washed up jellyfish but these guys stole the show
December 25, 2024 at 2:23 AM
someone posted to identify a washed up jellyfish but these guys stole the show
nothing makes me feel pride quite like winning a game of clue
December 25, 2024 at 1:24 AM
nothing makes me feel pride quite like winning a game of clue
asmr of dogs nails pitter pattering on a hard surface
December 23, 2024 at 1:57 AM
asmr of dogs nails pitter pattering on a hard surface
when i’m driving and i think i see an undercover cop car i hope they’re looking at me with suspicion but only find good things. wow very responsive and her eyes never leave the road. i want them to pull me over to give me high five
December 23, 2024 at 1:56 AM
when i’m driving and i think i see an undercover cop car i hope they’re looking at me with suspicion but only find good things. wow very responsive and her eyes never leave the road. i want them to pull me over to give me high five
i really feel like if i used mouth tape id die in my sleep
December 22, 2024 at 10:28 AM
i really feel like if i used mouth tape id die in my sleep
it should be a crime for a job that pays $2 more than minimum wage to require a cover letter
December 19, 2024 at 5:13 PM
it should be a crime for a job that pays $2 more than minimum wage to require a cover letter
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it’s my birthday and i’m doing charity sketches for Palestine!!!
December 19, 2024 at 3:55 PM
it’s my birthday and i’m doing charity sketches for Palestine!!!
looking for alternative to lose weight that might include magic or sorcery. pls lmk!!
December 18, 2024 at 11:47 PM
looking for alternative to lose weight that might include magic or sorcery. pls lmk!!
does anyone have any ideas for stuff to do without drugs/alcohol. all i have is this paddle with a ball attached by a stretchy string. getting bored
December 14, 2024 at 11:13 PM
does anyone have any ideas for stuff to do without drugs/alcohol. all i have is this paddle with a ball attached by a stretchy string. getting bored
i have to make paintings for family/friends for xmas but have been in an art slump. someone talk some sense into me
December 13, 2024 at 9:22 PM
i have to make paintings for family/friends for xmas but have been in an art slump. someone talk some sense into me
just hit my daily reading goal!! i need a cigarette
December 13, 2024 at 9:14 PM
just hit my daily reading goal!! i need a cigarette
i just wanted to put this out for the algorithm, i’m looking for mutuals!! these are some of my interests:
art
fall out boy
fortnite
it’s always sunny in philadelphia
kirby
linkin park
old video game stuff
pokémon
slushy noobz
the real housewives
the jersey shore
twenty one pilots
#promosky
art
fall out boy
fortnite
it’s always sunny in philadelphia
kirby
linkin park
old video game stuff
pokémon
slushy noobz
the real housewives
the jersey shore
twenty one pilots
#promosky
December 12, 2024 at 4:56 PM
i just wanted to put this out for the algorithm, i’m looking for mutuals!! these are some of my interests:
art
fall out boy
fortnite
it’s always sunny in philadelphia
kirby
linkin park
old video game stuff
pokémon
slushy noobz
the real housewives
the jersey shore
twenty one pilots
#promosky
art
fall out boy
fortnite
it’s always sunny in philadelphia
kirby
linkin park
old video game stuff
pokémon
slushy noobz
the real housewives
the jersey shore
twenty one pilots
#promosky
honestly i know nothing about this guy but this is silly so i can’t wait for him to be president after the inevitable assassination of the president elect
December 12, 2024 at 4:49 PM
honestly i know nothing about this guy but this is silly so i can’t wait for him to be president after the inevitable assassination of the president elect
at my last straw. applied to be a zookeeper on indeed
December 12, 2024 at 4:43 PM
at my last straw. applied to be a zookeeper on indeed
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i like my men how i like my trey songz.
bottoms up
bottoms up
December 11, 2024 at 4:07 AM
i like my men how i like my trey songz.
bottoms up
bottoms up
my opp put ketchup under my toilet seat so the ketchup sprayed onto my legs. i’m so tired of this
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 AM
my opp put ketchup under my toilet seat so the ketchup sprayed onto my legs. i’m so tired of this