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royalblueghost on tumblr: "When I am elected president I will institute a law saying that anyone with a net worth over $50m must, at their own expense, employ a Jester. They must feed, clothe, and house the Jester according to the Jester's wishes, may not fire the Jester, and may not retaliate against the Jester, as the Jester will have Jester's Privileges. One must spend at least three hours per day on the company of your Jester, and allow the Jester access to your quarterly reports. The Jesters will be chosen by voluntary lottery. Jesters will be regularly interviewed to make sure they have not become Lackeys. This law will prevent rich folk from being surrounded with vapid yes-men. A lot of problems with the world right now are happening because rich and powerful men don't have anybody on hand to say "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.""
December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Fox Mulder: "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government." "If you die, you let them off the hook."
April 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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ryan-sometimes on tumblr: "Some names just sound so ridiculously fake that had they been fictional, people would've rolled their eyes in complete disbelief. Like seriously. Wdym there's a mf called Galileo Galilei. Stfu. You just made that up" Fastest man on earth is a guy called Usain Bolt. Sure I guess. There's a poker player whose real name is Chris Moneymaker. Whatever. Scott Speed is a racecar driver. Founder of Tito's Vodka is some guy called Bert Beveridge. There's a former CNN bureau chief called William Headline."
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Image of Sabrina Carpenter and a swmi-transparent Jesus Christ captioned be @bong_rot with:"You know who else was a Carpenter who spoke against fascism?"
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM