Shrumal
shrumal.bsky.social
Shrumal
@shrumal.bsky.social
Floating through the forest, finding my way home.

• Cannot cry on command
• Good at guitar hero
• Love chocolate dusted truffles
If I grow wings strike me down, and if I ascend on sails cut me loose, but if I rise to the top on the corn cob of fate, do not deny me my deserved place as the Guy Who Did It. And by Jove, I'll do it.
January 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm about to engage in "jovial enchantment" I swear to God
January 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
They've given me access
December 21, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Just yelled, super awesome activity
December 11, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Okay so I've been stuck under this oak branch for like 4 days and people just keep pointing and laughing. Some comedian set up shop right next to me and his headline joke is "he's in a sticky situation" and if I ever get this thing off me he's gonna be the one in a sticky situation
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Bad vibes from this Tuesday; I better not see any snall running goblins
November 26, 2024 at 9:40 PM
It's egg roll day
November 25, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Video game just crashed and I shrugged my shoulders and took a sip of my Hi C you don't wanna fuck with me
November 18, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Gn
November 16, 2024 at 12:28 PM