Adam 🔞
@shslphantomthief.bsky.social
28. He/They. Bisexual. NB. Autistic. Gamer. Shameless Weeb. Rhythm Game Addict. Anti-Censorship and Pro-Freedom of Expression, but bigots can fuck off.
🔞NSFW in Likes & Following, Occasional Suggestive RTs
Black Lives Matter
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
🔞NSFW in Likes & Following, Occasional Suggestive RTs
Black Lives Matter
Trans Rights Are Human Rights
Funny isn't it how everytime a new chapter comes out, the previous chapter is the new "worst chapter ever", huh?
Fortnite sloptubers need to shut the fuck up
Fortnite sloptubers need to shut the fuck up
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Funny isn't it how everytime a new chapter comes out, the previous chapter is the new "worst chapter ever", huh?
Fortnite sloptubers need to shut the fuck up
Fortnite sloptubers need to shut the fuck up
They didn't? They're still making them?
The fuck?
The fuck?
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
They didn't? They're still making them?
The fuck?
The fuck?
I just had the most random ass tune in my head, just sorta playing on a loop, and I couldn't pinpoint what it was.
Then it fucking hit me.
It was Lisa Simpson playing Classical Gas.
Then it fucking hit me.
It was Lisa Simpson playing Classical Gas.
December 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just had the most random ass tune in my head, just sorta playing on a loop, and I couldn't pinpoint what it was.
Then it fucking hit me.
It was Lisa Simpson playing Classical Gas.
Then it fucking hit me.
It was Lisa Simpson playing Classical Gas.
I will never acknowledge any of these as canon. I don't care what their official canon status is, as far as I'm concerned, they don't exist.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I will never acknowledge any of these as canon. I don't care what their official canon status is, as far as I'm concerned, they don't exist.
I finally have her!
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I finally have her!
I'm just gonna save myself the future headache
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I'm just gonna save myself the future headache
The Santa Clauses: Season 1 (2022)
ah... so this is where we enter the "things ain't how they were back in my day" boomer cringe era, huh?
idk if I want to watch season 2, but season 1 didn't quite capture the same feeling as the movies.
ah... so this is where we enter the "things ain't how they were back in my day" boomer cringe era, huh?
idk if I want to watch season 2, but season 1 didn't quite capture the same feeling as the movies.
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The Santa Clauses: Season 1 (2022)
ah... so this is where we enter the "things ain't how they were back in my day" boomer cringe era, huh?
idk if I want to watch season 2, but season 1 didn't quite capture the same feeling as the movies.
ah... so this is where we enter the "things ain't how they were back in my day" boomer cringe era, huh?
idk if I want to watch season 2, but season 1 didn't quite capture the same feeling as the movies.
yup. has both 1985 and 2015 styles.
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
yup. has both 1985 and 2015 styles.
Back to the Future is one of my favourite film trilogies of all time, and I recently watched Kill Bill for the first time earlier this year and loved it.
There's no way in hell I'm missing out on these two.
There's no way in hell I'm missing out on these two.
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Back to the Future is one of my favourite film trilogies of all time, and I recently watched Kill Bill for the first time earlier this year and loved it.
There's no way in hell I'm missing out on these two.
There's no way in hell I'm missing out on these two.
Oh boy, now that the big name leakers are talking about the HP collab, I can't wait for the inevitable flood of "IF YOU DON'T BOYCOTT FORTNITE, TURN IN YOUR ALLY CARD IMMEDIATELY!!!!" posts on my timeline...
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh boy, now that the big name leakers are talking about the HP collab, I can't wait for the inevitable flood of "IF YOU DON'T BOYCOTT FORTNITE, TURN IN YOUR ALLY CARD IMMEDIATELY!!!!" posts on my timeline...
The Santa Clause Trilogy (1994 - 2006)
Honestly, I think these make for a pretty fun trilogy of Christmas movies.
Are they perfect? No.
Does a lot of it make absolutely zero sense? Yes.
Did I enjoy myself while watching all three? Absolutely.
I guess now it's time to watch the TV series.
Honestly, I think these make for a pretty fun trilogy of Christmas movies.
Are they perfect? No.
Does a lot of it make absolutely zero sense? Yes.
Did I enjoy myself while watching all three? Absolutely.
I guess now it's time to watch the TV series.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Santa Clause Trilogy (1994 - 2006)
Honestly, I think these make for a pretty fun trilogy of Christmas movies.
Are they perfect? No.
Does a lot of it make absolutely zero sense? Yes.
Did I enjoy myself while watching all three? Absolutely.
I guess now it's time to watch the TV series.
Honestly, I think these make for a pretty fun trilogy of Christmas movies.
Are they perfect? No.
Does a lot of it make absolutely zero sense? Yes.
Did I enjoy myself while watching all three? Absolutely.
I guess now it's time to watch the TV series.
Fortnite X The Simpsons (2025)
Eh, as far as Disney+ shorts go, these are fairly harmless. Not a lot I can really say about them though, given they're essentially just glorified advertisements for Fortnite.
It is neat hearing Troy Baker and Suzie Yeung in an official Simpsons episode though.
Eh, as far as Disney+ shorts go, these are fairly harmless. Not a lot I can really say about them though, given they're essentially just glorified advertisements for Fortnite.
It is neat hearing Troy Baker and Suzie Yeung in an official Simpsons episode though.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fortnite X The Simpsons (2025)
Eh, as far as Disney+ shorts go, these are fairly harmless. Not a lot I can really say about them though, given they're essentially just glorified advertisements for Fortnite.
It is neat hearing Troy Baker and Suzie Yeung in an official Simpsons episode though.
Eh, as far as Disney+ shorts go, these are fairly harmless. Not a lot I can really say about them though, given they're essentially just glorified advertisements for Fortnite.
It is neat hearing Troy Baker and Suzie Yeung in an official Simpsons episode though.
who the fuck is Lisa?
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
who the fuck is Lisa?
yeah I can think of one
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
yeah I can think of one
genuine question; what the fuck is Acelerada, and why is Miku on the cover if she's not in the song at all?
like... that is CLEARLY Miku, right? or am I stupid?
like... that is CLEARLY Miku, right? or am I stupid?
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
genuine question; what the fuck is Acelerada, and why is Miku on the cover if she's not in the song at all?
like... that is CLEARLY Miku, right? or am I stupid?
like... that is CLEARLY Miku, right? or am I stupid?
Hazbin Hotel: Season 2 (2025)
While I still consider myself a fan of the Hellaverse as a whole, Hazbin continues to feel like a bit of a mixed bag. Season 2 felt like a step up from the first season in some ways, and a step down in others. Still, not a bad show by any means, I'd give it a 6/10.
While I still consider myself a fan of the Hellaverse as a whole, Hazbin continues to feel like a bit of a mixed bag. Season 2 felt like a step up from the first season in some ways, and a step down in others. Still, not a bad show by any means, I'd give it a 6/10.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Hazbin Hotel: Season 2 (2025)
While I still consider myself a fan of the Hellaverse as a whole, Hazbin continues to feel like a bit of a mixed bag. Season 2 felt like a step up from the first season in some ways, and a step down in others. Still, not a bad show by any means, I'd give it a 6/10.
While I still consider myself a fan of the Hellaverse as a whole, Hazbin continues to feel like a bit of a mixed bag. Season 2 felt like a step up from the first season in some ways, and a step down in others. Still, not a bad show by any means, I'd give it a 6/10.
how it unironically feels browsing this site sometimes
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
how it unironically feels browsing this site sometimes
Karlach is my favourite from Baldur's Gate 3
Malevola is my (second) favourite from Dispatch
I think I may have a type
Malevola is my (second) favourite from Dispatch
I think I may have a type
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Karlach is my favourite from Baldur's Gate 3
Malevola is my (second) favourite from Dispatch
I think I may have a type
Malevola is my (second) favourite from Dispatch
I think I may have a type
Dispatch (2025)
Probably one of the best games of the year. As a long time fan of Telltale-style episodic adventure games, this was an absolute blast to play through. Just wish it was a bit longer.
anyway, Invisigal is best girl
Probably one of the best games of the year. As a long time fan of Telltale-style episodic adventure games, this was an absolute blast to play through. Just wish it was a bit longer.
anyway, Invisigal is best girl
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Dispatch (2025)
Probably one of the best games of the year. As a long time fan of Telltale-style episodic adventure games, this was an absolute blast to play through. Just wish it was a bit longer.
anyway, Invisigal is best girl
Probably one of the best games of the year. As a long time fan of Telltale-style episodic adventure games, this was an absolute blast to play through. Just wish it was a bit longer.
anyway, Invisigal is best girl
Time to finally see what all the fuss is about
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Time to finally see what all the fuss is about
