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Shu Daizi
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I'm just a white boy 書癡 and author of happy smut. I try to make my stories character- and story-first, but with a lot of steam. He/Him🔞

My Books: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Shu-Daizi/author/B07XG9V94M/

My Newsletter: https://sdz.happysmut.fans
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They stole three of mine:

#AI #LLM #LIBGEN #Authors #Smut
A screenshot showing the three of my books, Iris and the Secret Library, Gullible, and Discovering the Trick, have been stolen and used in AI work.
March 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I had to go find the proper strip. I miss the classics.
A Bloom County strip where Michael is introduced to his dad's date. She says, "Hi Babycakes... I'm "Stormee" with two "e"s." To which Michael replies with the classic, "I'm "appalled" with two "p"s."
February 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Bill the cat from Bloom County
February 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Honorable mention for Wishbone
Wishbone the dog wearing Elizabethan clothes with a rose in his mouth.
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Tell the youngins: There was a time when being able to see a nipple was a revolutionary act. People stole nudey magazines actually made out of paper and hid them. One issue would be your diet for months or years. Sneaking off to see Porky's and seeing bare shoulders was shocking and arousing!
An image from the shower scene from Porky's. Five women wearing towels are leaning over and looking at the camera
December 8, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Every now and then, I feel like I need to reiterate that there is only one influencer that I trust: Ruby Rhod
An image of Ruby Rhod from The Fifth Element. He's wearing an incredible leopard print suit and a bleached phallic hair horn. He is perfection.
November 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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I really wish we could get outofcontextarchiecomics here on Bluesky...
A frame from Archie Comics. Veronica is holding her butt and saying "OOOOW!" Little stars of pain are shooting off her ass. A frame from Archie Comics. Veronica in bed with hearts floating around. She says, "As they say in racing circles -- 'He may be weak in the stretch -- But he sure is a STRONG FINISHER!'"
October 18, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Ok, I'm going to have to spread my love around for this show, clearly. Also, Agatha's jade egg line? I snort laughed.
A shot of a witchy clairvoyant woman from Agatha all along. A very displeased bald woman who is on the list to join Agatha's coven.
September 28, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Ok. I'm fickle. Episode 2? My love is shifting pretty hard to #Agatha.

#AgathaAllAlong
An image from Agatha All Along. Agatha is sitting in s big chair with a look of mocking surprise on her face.
September 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Ok last one - I hope she has another pair with "nice" written on them. Also, I assume these are now being sold at all good witchy stores.
A screenshot from Agatha All Along: Agatha is wearing a pair of tights with "Naughty" written on the butt with sparkly letters.
September 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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Obviously this turn had to come. She's a dark dark witch. I now understand a wee bit of the buzz that was hovering around this show.
A still from Agatha All Along. Aubrey Plaza is licking the blood off Agatha's hand, looking her in the eye the whole time.
September 26, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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Well, sure. Yeah. This is right. (I'm also absolutely in love with Kathryn Hahn, too)
From Agatha All Along, Aubrey Plaza (I still don't know her character's name) in a gorgeous ninja wrap thing
September 26, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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I mean what are we doing here?
It's another still from Agatha All Along. Aubrey Plaza is leaning back in a big chair in a way that I really appreciate.
September 26, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Ok, finally getting some time to watch #Agatha All Along. Am I already in love with Aubrey Plaza? Yes. Yes, I am.
A screengrab from Agatha All Along. Aubrey Plaza is looking just one hundred precent wonderful.
September 26, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #501,544!
September 18, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Repost with your first crush.

There were sooooo many! The one that pops to mind right now?
Absolutely glorious 1980's Cyndi Lauper
August 24, 2024 at 2:02 AM
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There's a lot of serving here:
A clip from an old comic book. A woman in a very unfortunate blue dress says, "I love Clint, Suzi - It's my last chance for happiness! -- I want you to stay away from him!" A very clinty-looking woman in a red off-the shoulder number says, "You're too late Aunt Martha! Clint loves me!" A cardboard cutout of a man, presumably, Clint, stands uselessly in the background. Oh, and the font makes "Clint" read like "Cunt."
August 23, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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All boobs are beautiful. Tag yourself.
#Breasts #Boobs #NSFW
July 19, 2024 at 11:05 AM
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The painters in the Qing Dynasty knew of this chonk.
Min Zhen The Black Cat Qing Dynasty?
July 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Either this or the one about her being squishy and getting the reds.
An image from the MST3k version of A Young Man's Fancy - Just is walking through the kitchen. One of the bots chants, "Pert, pert, pert, pert..."
July 11, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Hmm... I'm not sure about humans, but

To start...
Bugs Bunny and Gossamer, the giant fur-covered monster. Bugs is basically presenting to him. Her? Them. Witch Hazel walking her fingers across a table where Bugs Bunny is sitting, looking a little anxious.
July 9, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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Hannah knows what's up.
A closeup of the image in the previous post showing a woman with a nice short curly do (but daring thick glossy lips) pressing the vibrator to her jaw. She knows it's all for show. She knows what that monster machine is actually for.
July 1, 2024 at 11:23 AM
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Holy Hannah, it's the Handy Hannah:

#SexToy #Vibrator #Retro #IndustrialOrgasms
An old-school giant vibrator. Handy-Hannah Electric Vibrator With attachments for Stimulating circulation and gentle massage to all parts of the body There is a price tag for $69
July 1, 2024 at 10:14 AM
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Tali or Liara?

This is a really good price for three really good games (including DLC). If you haven't played this, I would highly recommend giving it a shot.

#MassEffect #Sale #SteamSale #Steam
A screencap of the Steam sale - Mass Effect Legendary Edition for $5.99
June 29, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Stolen from reddit:
An ad for strawberries "Plump, sweet and begging for cream"
June 22, 2024 at 1:15 AM