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"It was so nice walking around to nice restaurants from our hotel in <european city>."
Okay, so we should zone our cities to make them more walkable?
"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING MCMANSION OR MAKE ME HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO POOR PEOPLE!!"
Okay, so we should zone our cities to make them more walkable?
"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING MCMANSION OR MAKE ME HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO POOR PEOPLE!!"
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"It was so nice walking around to nice restaurants from our hotel in <european city>."
Okay, so we should zone our cities to make them more walkable?
"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING MCMANSION OR MAKE ME HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO POOR PEOPLE!!"
Okay, so we should zone our cities to make them more walkable?
"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY FUCKING MCMANSION OR MAKE ME HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO POOR PEOPLE!!"
Also, because leftists tend to be against gambling as it's yet another way for companies to siphon the money of the poor. But yeah, you don't have to play poker for real money.
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Also, because leftists tend to be against gambling as it's yet another way for companies to siphon the money of the poor. But yeah, you don't have to play poker for real money.
Why are you acting like you need a law to protect federal workers. It was already illegal to fire them like that. You're selling out the american people for nothing. A new law won't matter when congress just lets Trump continuously break the law every day.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why are you acting like you need a law to protect federal workers. It was already illegal to fire them like that. You're selling out the american people for nothing. A new law won't matter when congress just lets Trump continuously break the law every day.
Most dems should already be primaried even if they don't. The fact that Jeffries and Schumer are still the "leaders" in congress is a travesty.
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Most dems should already be primaried even if they don't. The fact that Jeffries and Schumer are still the "leaders" in congress is a travesty.
Will they live to regret it? So many of them are so old...
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Will they live to regret it? So many of them are so old...
And the average republican voter is convinced that no democrat voter actually wants welfare programs for others and that the only reason anyone ever votes for them is so that they can specifically get welfare for themselves. They are so selfish they cannot imagine some one else not being so.
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
And the average republican voter is convinced that no democrat voter actually wants welfare programs for others and that the only reason anyone ever votes for them is so that they can specifically get welfare for themselves. They are so selfish they cannot imagine some one else not being so.
They hate you and want you to die. The cruelty is the point. They just don't go around explicitly saying phrases like "useless eaters" quite as often as the Nazi's of the past.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They hate you and want you to die. The cruelty is the point. They just don't go around explicitly saying phrases like "useless eaters" quite as often as the Nazi's of the past.
And I'm sure that every time some one just reads the AI summary and doesn't scroll down or click on any of the actual search results, they take it as a success and a sign that it's a useful feature.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
And I'm sure that every time some one just reads the AI summary and doesn't scroll down or click on any of the actual search results, they take it as a success and a sign that it's a useful feature.
Dem elites have been fighting it, but has it been failing? Seems like as time has gone on we've been getting more progressives and socialist leaning candidates rather than ALL of them being establishment libs. Bernie didn't win, but he shifted the dem Overton window on healthcare to the left.
November 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Dem elites have been fighting it, but has it been failing? Seems like as time has gone on we've been getting more progressives and socialist leaning candidates rather than ALL of them being establishment libs. Bernie didn't win, but he shifted the dem Overton window on healthcare to the left.
But he ran as an independent which would count as "third party". BANNED!
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
But he ran as an independent which would count as "third party". BANNED!
The likes of Jeffries and Schumer would rather lose than allow the party to push legislation that might harm their rich donor's pocketbooks.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The likes of Jeffries and Schumer would rather lose than allow the party to push legislation that might harm their rich donor's pocketbooks.
The issue is our voting system. Our voting system has a two party Nash equilibrium. Attempts to make a third party will just split the vote and lead to losses, at least at the national level. Better to just take over an existing party from the inside.
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The issue is our voting system. Our voting system has a two party Nash equilibrium. Attempts to make a third party will just split the vote and lead to losses, at least at the national level. Better to just take over an existing party from the inside.
What if Mamdani, Cuomo, and Sliwa all found a Being John Malkovich style portal into Charlie Kirk's head where they are all now also Charlie Kirk.
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What if Mamdani, Cuomo, and Sliwa all found a Being John Malkovich style portal into Charlie Kirk's head where they are all now also Charlie Kirk.
I'mma be real depressed if I don't get to go to all those parties.
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'mma be real depressed if I don't get to go to all those parties.
But also, Toronto IS NYC from the movies. Basically any time they need "an alley in NYC", it's probably shot in Toronto, because NYC doesn't actually really have alleys.
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
But also, Toronto IS NYC from the movies. Basically any time they need "an alley in NYC", it's probably shot in Toronto, because NYC doesn't actually really have alleys.
Why would he rethink his ideas when he can just do it anyway and no one stops him?
October 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Why would he rethink his ideas when he can just do it anyway and no one stops him?
He said it would go to the military, and since Trump is Commander in Chief...
October 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
He said it would go to the military, and since Trump is Commander in Chief...
What does it matter if republican voters "disapprove" of him right at this moment. Since the election, every time we find a voter saying they don't like what he's doing, they still say they wouldn't go back and change their vote to Kamala. They will learn nothing. They'll vote for it all again.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What does it matter if republican voters "disapprove" of him right at this moment. Since the election, every time we find a voter saying they don't like what he's doing, they still say they wouldn't go back and change their vote to Kamala. They will learn nothing. They'll vote for it all again.
We called them that 10 years ago, because we knew they wanted to do Nazi shit, and the only reason they weren't already doing Nazi shit is that they didn't have enough support and power.
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
We called them that 10 years ago, because we knew they wanted to do Nazi shit, and the only reason they weren't already doing Nazi shit is that they didn't have enough support and power.
Well, it would be useful if the democratic party actually cared. Even if they end up getting back all three branches, they'll immediately be like "time to start governing responsibly with bipartisanship" instead of "time to throw all the criminals in jail".
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Well, it would be useful if the democratic party actually cared. Even if they end up getting back all three branches, they'll immediately be like "time to start governing responsibly with bipartisanship" instead of "time to throw all the criminals in jail".
The shift seems to have happened because a lot of big atheist mouth pieces went full anti feminist, anti trans, or islamophobe.
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The shift seems to have happened because a lot of big atheist mouth pieces went full anti feminist, anti trans, or islamophobe.
Definitely don't write in the papers that they are mad. Because their "I am not Mad" T shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by their t shirt.
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Definitely don't write in the papers that they are mad. Because their "I am not Mad" T shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by their t shirt.
Yeah, even if the democrats get power of all three branches they'll be like "okay, now it's time to get back to getting along and bipartisanship."
September 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Yeah, even if the democrats get power of all three branches they'll be like "okay, now it's time to get back to getting along and bipartisanship."
Need Reconstruction 2. Only this time don't end it early.
September 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Need Reconstruction 2. Only this time don't end it early.
Case in point
vimeo.com/137687649
vimeo.com/137687649
Dewey poopy dance - Malcolm in the middle
Dewey poopy dance - Malcolm in the middle
vimeo.com
August 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Case in point
vimeo.com/137687649
vimeo.com/137687649