i had a dream i stole a whoopee cushion from bart simpson and he got really mad and called me the f slur

when their set finished we held eye contact and smiled at each other for ages then they finger gunned at me and walked off stage so needless to say im now imagining our life together

uniqlo in japan lets you custom print shirts for like $9 so i made one of my cat winning a fortnite game

i know joe biden was hype when this shit came out

got banned on twitter for simply trying to find my mutuals on here.. so much for the app of free speech..