Jude the GAWSIE TOMEWARDEN
@shujyman.bsky.social
The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders
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Writing commissions are open!
$20 for every 1000 words
I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob
Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine.
No gore, 18+, consensual
$20 for every 1000 words
I primarily work with fat and weight gain, but I'm also open to things like vore, transformation, and some light slob
Any content level is acceptable: safe for work, mature, adult are all fine.
No gore, 18+, consensual
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BUT THEY WILL
After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM
BUT THEY WILL
IT’S THAT BLESSED TIME AT LAST
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
IT’S THAT BLESSED TIME AT LAST
I didn’t grow up with them but I still have a lot of love in my heart for those old coffee commercials where Muppets kill each other for their brand disloyalty
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I didn’t grow up with them but I still have a lot of love in my heart for those old coffee commercials where Muppets kill each other for their brand disloyalty
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It’s late but in the spirit of the SEASON, some post-thanksgiving TUMBUS for all who desire it! 🐗💪🔥💦
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It’s late but in the spirit of the SEASON, some post-thanksgiving TUMBUS for all who desire it! 🐗💪🔥💦
ANDROGYNOUS IS JUST LATIN FOR MANWOMAN WHAT THE FUCK
November 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
ANDROGYNOUS IS JUST LATIN FOR MANWOMAN WHAT THE FUCK
Oh wait it's androgynous because 'andro' is male and 'gynous' is female oh shit
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Oh wait it's androgynous because 'andro' is male and 'gynous' is female oh shit
The Hunger Games is a Thanksgiving movie because it has a big cornucopia
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The Hunger Games is a Thanksgiving movie because it has a big cornucopia
THAT NOT GORL CHAIR
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
THAT NOT GORL CHAIR
SNAPDRAGON SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A COOL FUCKING GAME
I WANNA SNATCH RAISINS FROM THE FLAMES
I WANNA SNATCH RAISINS FROM THE FLAMES
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
SNAPDRAGON SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A COOL FUCKING GAME
I WANNA SNATCH RAISINS FROM THE FLAMES
I WANNA SNATCH RAISINS FROM THE FLAMES
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377lbs now ;3
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
377lbs now ;3
Wait so did the Imagineers build the first Metal Gear
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wait so did the Imagineers build the first Metal Gear
FUCK YEAH
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
FUCK YEAH
MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS MINECART MEDAL FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE HOW THE FUCK
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS MINECART MEDAL FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE HOW THE FUCK
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I got some eager and quick responses so… enjoy 339lbs (I accidentally put on a few) tanuki/reindeer tummy!
Welcoming a snack and plenty of belly rubs
Welcoming a snack and plenty of belly rubs
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I got some eager and quick responses so… enjoy 339lbs (I accidentally put on a few) tanuki/reindeer tummy!
Welcoming a snack and plenty of belly rubs
Welcoming a snack and plenty of belly rubs
I probably should not be this excited by my wife deciding that she’s going to redo a pie for work and thus give us yet another pie to dig into.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I probably should not be this excited by my wife deciding that she’s going to redo a pie for work and thus give us yet another pie to dig into.
HELL YEAH THEY WROTE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT ME
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
HELL YEAH THEY WROTE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT ME
“You may as well eat the leftovers so they don’t go to waste”
SAY NO MORE
SAY NO MORE
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“You may as well eat the leftovers so they don’t go to waste”
SAY NO MORE
SAY NO MORE
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Proof of full tummy
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Proof of full tummy
The existence of Sleipnir in Final Fantasy suggests that horses are impossible mythical creatures which I think is also kind of true in real life
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The existence of Sleipnir in Final Fantasy suggests that horses are impossible mythical creatures which I think is also kind of true in real life
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Tummy Tuesday but you can't scoot back far enough to show the whole tummy. But look at that flex! Lol
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Tummy Tuesday but you can't scoot back far enough to show the whole tummy. But look at that flex! Lol
GONNA GO WHOLE HOG AGAIN TODAY
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
GONNA GO WHOLE HOG AGAIN TODAY
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I'm currently open for gooncap comms! I'm an unemployed lazy slob (jk) that could use some sort of income and I love making these!!
Each one takes about an hour, so my going rate is about $15 for one or $25 for two
DM me if you're interested!!
#gooner #bator #gooncaps #gooncaptions #goonbator
Each one takes about an hour, so my going rate is about $15 for one or $25 for two
DM me if you're interested!!
#gooner #bator #gooncaps #gooncaptions #goonbator
December 6, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I'm currently open for gooncap comms! I'm an unemployed lazy slob (jk) that could use some sort of income and I love making these!!
Each one takes about an hour, so my going rate is about $15 for one or $25 for two
DM me if you're interested!!
#gooner #bator #gooncaps #gooncaptions #goonbator
Each one takes about an hour, so my going rate is about $15 for one or $25 for two
DM me if you're interested!!
#gooner #bator #gooncaps #gooncaptions #goonbator
HONEY THAT IS NOT BED
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
HONEY THAT IS NOT BED
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
HONEY THAT IS TOWELS
2B is appearing in another fucking collab which means I am once again tormented by the thought that I would look fucking incredible on that dress
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
2B is appearing in another fucking collab which means I am once again tormented by the thought that I would look fucking incredible on that dress