WADDA HELL... we couldve had it all

??? ignore the link idk why that's there

(and then once i finally do get to sleep i'll wake up a few hours later in the middle pf the night, unable to fall back asleep until Right before my alarm starts going off to get up for work. at which point being awake goes back to feeling impossible)

idk what it says about me that i prefer to be referred to in as vague and ambiguous a sense as possible but it feels so Correct that i no longer question it

(+) outloud for the first time and felt so much instant euphoria that i never went back

wartortle charm points compared to squirtle:
- fluffy ears & tail
- little fangies
- tiny dark spots under eyes
- slightly purpler shade of blue
- noticeably bigger but still short & stubby

blastoise retains None of these and gets this big ugly gun on his back instead. downgrade

i love to drive to a parents house an hour away after business hours for a scheduled appointment and then wait outside their door in the cold for 15min knocking repeatedly, call her twice, and have her pick up the 2nd time just for her to insist she needs to reschedule bc of "tooth pain"

Literally cannot think of a situation in which the knowledge of how long it took someone to respond to your message after seeing it would be useful for anything except making baseless presumptions about why it look them that long