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@shutupholden.bsky.social
tony award-viewing actor • he/him
I don’t consider myself a selfish person, but sometimes I lie in bed and convince myself that everyone I’ve ever come into contact with hates my fucking guts, which isn’t fair to them.
But still… there’s a nonzero chance they do, right?
But still… there’s a nonzero chance they do, right?
April 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don’t consider myself a selfish person, but sometimes I lie in bed and convince myself that everyone I’ve ever come into contact with hates my fucking guts, which isn’t fair to them.
But still… there’s a nonzero chance they do, right?
But still… there’s a nonzero chance they do, right?
Dear RFK Jr.,
Autism isn’t a disease. I AM.
Autism isn’t a disease. I AM.
April 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Dear RFK Jr.,
Autism isn’t a disease. I AM.
Autism isn’t a disease. I AM.
the easter bunny just walked up and smacked me on the ass
April 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
the easter bunny just walked up and smacked me on the ass
Anyone else ever think about how the only Fall Out Boy album to be nominated for a Grammy was their worst one?
April 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Anyone else ever think about how the only Fall Out Boy album to be nominated for a Grammy was their worst one?
No one:
@shaynetopp.bsky.social every time he reads a crazy Reddit story: “this feels like an A24 horror movie”
@shaynetopp.bsky.social every time he reads a crazy Reddit story: “this feels like an A24 horror movie”
March 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
No one:
@shaynetopp.bsky.social every time he reads a crazy Reddit story: “this feels like an A24 horror movie”
@shaynetopp.bsky.social every time he reads a crazy Reddit story: “this feels like an A24 horror movie”
Marjorie Taylor Greene needs Trump’s attention and affection so bad that she broke a rule that states that no member of Congress is allowed to wear hats in the House Chamber.
March 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene needs Trump’s attention and affection so bad that she broke a rule that states that no member of Congress is allowed to wear hats in the House Chamber.
THEY’RE TURNING THE FREAKIN MICE TRANSGENDER Y’ALL
March 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
THEY’RE TURNING THE FREAKIN MICE TRANSGENDER Y’ALL
“Free speech in America is back!” he proclaimed, despite having gone on social media earlier in the day to threaten college students with expulsion, arrests and deportation if they exercise their First Amendment rights.
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Free speech in America is back!” he proclaimed, despite having gone on social media earlier in the day to threaten college students with expulsion, arrests and deportation if they exercise their First Amendment rights.
“Let’s work together,” he says after sucking his own dick and pandering to one side of the aisle for 10 minutes.
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Let’s work together,” he says after sucking his own dick and pandering to one side of the aisle for 10 minutes.
Okay, Donald. Define “illegal protest”.
March 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Okay, Donald. Define “illegal protest”.
I was wondering why the hell Jack Antonoff is at the Oscars and then I remembered he’s married to Margaret Qualley
March 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I was wondering why the hell Jack Antonoff is at the Oscars and then I remembered he’s married to Margaret Qualley
This is what an Academy Award winner looks like
March 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is what an Academy Award winner looks like
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kieran Culkin has won Best Supporting Actor for ‘A REAL PAIN’ at the #Oscars
See the full winners list: t.co/cDPncK6OIM
See the full winners list: t.co/cDPncK6OIM
March 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Last year I watched all 10 Best Picture nominees ahead of the Oscars. This year I’m going in having only watched 8/10. Oh well. I’m tired.
March 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Last year I watched all 10 Best Picture nominees ahead of the Oscars. This year I’m going in having only watched 8/10. Oh well. I’m tired.
poop. and i will die on this hill.
February 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
poop. and i will die on this hill.
Congrats on your Oscar, Kieran Culkin ❤️
Kieran Culkin has won the SAG Award, Golden Globe, BAFTA and the Critics Choice Award for his performance in ‘A REAL PAIN’.
Next week, The Oscars.
See the full winners list: bit.ly/SAGWins25
Next week, The Oscars.
See the full winners list: bit.ly/SAGWins25
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Congrats on your Oscar, Kieran Culkin ❤️
Damn the Chiefs really got SPANKED last night haha
February 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Damn the Chiefs really got SPANKED last night haha
Ayyyy anyone else feel like curling up into a ball and ceasing to exist?
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ayyyy anyone else feel like curling up into a ball and ceasing to exist?