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tony award-viewing actor • he/him
what’s up todd
August 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I don’t consider myself a selfish person, but sometimes I lie in bed and convince myself that everyone I’ve ever come into contact with hates my fucking guts, which isn’t fair to them.

But still… there’s a nonzero chance they do, right?
April 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dear RFK Jr.,

Autism isn’t a disease. I AM.
April 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM
the easter bunny just walked up and smacked me on the ass
April 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
easter
April 20, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Anyone else ever think about how the only Fall Out Boy album to be nominated for a Grammy was their worst one?
April 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
welp
March 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No one:

@shaynetopp.bsky.social every time he reads a crazy Reddit story: “this feels like an A24 horror movie”
March 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene needs Trump’s attention and affection so bad that she broke a rule that states that no member of Congress is allowed to wear hats in the House Chamber.
March 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
THEY’RE TURNING THE FREAKIN MICE TRANSGENDER Y’ALL
March 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
“Free speech in America is back!” he proclaimed, despite having gone on social media earlier in the day to threaten college students with expulsion, arrests and deportation if they exercise their First Amendment rights.
March 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Let’s work together,” he says after sucking his own dick and pandering to one side of the aisle for 10 minutes.
March 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Okay, Donald. Define “illegal protest”.
March 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
YOOOOOOO HOLY FUCKIN SHIT MIKEY MADISON LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO #OSCARS
March 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I was wondering why the hell Jack Antonoff is at the Oscars and then I remembered he’s married to Margaret Qualley
March 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is what an Academy Award winner looks like
March 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kieran Culkin has won Best Supporting Actor for ‘A REAL PAIN’ at the #Oscars

See the full winners list: t.co/cDPncK6OIM
March 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Conan, you are a breath of fresh air. I love you. #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Last year I watched all 10 Best Picture nominees ahead of the Oscars. This year I’m going in having only watched 8/10. Oh well. I’m tired.
March 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
basketball
March 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
poop. and i will die on this hill.
February 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Congrats on your Oscar, Kieran Culkin ❤️
Kieran Culkin has won the SAG Award, Golden Globe, BAFTA and the Critics Choice Award for his performance in ‘A REAL PAIN’.

Next week, The Oscars.

See the full winners list: bit.ly/SAGWins25
February 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
stuart
February 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Damn the Chiefs really got SPANKED last night haha
February 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Ayyyy anyone else feel like curling up into a ball and ceasing to exist?
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM