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@shychko.bsky.social
Twenty-five-year veteran SWE who has produced a ton of subpar software that is still in use. credentials: CS, EE, EnvE.
Over ten years of experience in the fields of scholarly research, scientific journal publishing, indexing, and search.
Code Jockey
Over ten years of experience in the fields of scholarly research, scientific journal publishing, indexing, and search.
Code Jockey
On SNL, Trump pardons a turkey, who ALSO happens to be a convicted sex criminal.
November 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
On SNL, Trump pardons a turkey, who ALSO happens to be a convicted sex criminal.
Four months in, he was watching this. The 70s had good drugs for a reason!
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Four months in, he was watching this. The 70s had good drugs for a reason!
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert meme of JD 'Guyliner' Vance dry humping a couch with a sombrero on his ass is real! No AI involved, I swear it.
October 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert meme of JD 'Guyliner' Vance dry humping a couch with a sombrero on his ass is real! No AI involved, I swear it.
From now on, it's Snuffaluffagus.
Here are some famous quotes from Snuff.
Here are some famous quotes from Snuff.
September 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
From now on, it's Snuffaluffagus.
Here are some famous quotes from Snuff.
Here are some famous quotes from Snuff.
This barnacle is trying to squeeze a little tighter into Elon's colon. No surprise.
September 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This barnacle is trying to squeeze a little tighter into Elon's colon. No surprise.
Nancy never disappoints with a new level of idiocy.
September 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Nancy never disappoints with a new level of idiocy.
This Matt Forney couldn't beat Trump up the stairs of AF1. 😆😆 This is the load of shit that is going to push the arrest and crack down of "the left".
Bish, you couldn't crack those moobs
Bish, you couldn't crack those moobs
September 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This Matt Forney couldn't beat Trump up the stairs of AF1. 😆😆 This is the load of shit that is going to push the arrest and crack down of "the left".
Bish, you couldn't crack those moobs
Bish, you couldn't crack those moobs
This genius move was definitely Chris's idea (aka Fredo).
He's the one on the right.
[yes, the pic is two guinea pigs in a pizza box; self explanatory]
He's the one on the right.
[yes, the pic is two guinea pigs in a pizza box; self explanatory]
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This genius move was definitely Chris's idea (aka Fredo).
He's the one on the right.
[yes, the pic is two guinea pigs in a pizza box; self explanatory]
He's the one on the right.
[yes, the pic is two guinea pigs in a pizza box; self explanatory]
"Jesus is just a pet rock for adults," will be stolen and reused.
September 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
"Jesus is just a pet rock for adults," will be stolen and reused.
I think the next person David AIPACman is going to pretend to sue isn't Taylor.
John Ross (ex-Pakman editor) burned him to the ground in this interview.
John Ross (ex-Pakman editor) burned him to the ground in this interview.
September 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think the next person David AIPACman is going to pretend to sue isn't Taylor.
John Ross (ex-Pakman editor) burned him to the ground in this interview.
John Ross (ex-Pakman editor) burned him to the ground in this interview.
Frani gave me a spit take. It is a frantastic Sunday.
August 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Frani gave me a spit take. It is a frantastic Sunday.
I'll check the morning paper tomorrow.
August 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'll check the morning paper tomorrow.
So there's no need for the cracker pass any longer?
August 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So there's no need for the cracker pass any longer?
Tokens get spent, but collaborators get an unmarked hole.
August 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Tokens get spent, but collaborators get an unmarked hole.
TDS coming out with Ozempstein to forget that you voted for a rapist and pedophile.
Side effects include brain damage and whatever is happening to Trump's cankles.
Side effects include brain damage and whatever is happening to Trump's cankles.
July 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
TDS coming out with Ozempstein to forget that you voted for a rapist and pedophile.
Side effects include brain damage and whatever is happening to Trump's cankles.
Side effects include brain damage and whatever is happening to Trump's cankles.
It's time to bring up an unrelated topic.
July 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's time to bring up an unrelated topic.
That is how you make a thumbnail.
July 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
That is how you make a thumbnail.
You know it's a slow morning when you find yourself fascinated with the MAGAt bot accounts on here. Like, literally you could scroll for a week and find zero likes/reskeets, so what the actual fuck is the point of these stupid things?
July 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
You know it's a slow morning when you find yourself fascinated with the MAGAt bot accounts on here. Like, literally you could scroll for a week and find zero likes/reskeets, so what the actual fuck is the point of these stupid things?
The Seth of today, listening.
June 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Seth of today, listening.
Crazy Eye, crystal bish for SG. Just wipe your ass with your degrees. This country is cooked; the stupids won. Burn it to the fucking ground before there is evidence for future generations to see.
May 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Crazy Eye, crystal bish for SG. Just wipe your ass with your degrees. This country is cooked; the stupids won. Burn it to the fucking ground before there is evidence for future generations to see.
SNL, Trump signing an executive order to limit interracial couples in TV commercials. "Just too many. He's wearing loafers; she's got tight braids. Where did they meet?"
If this were an actual AP headline, I'd believe it.
If this were an actual AP headline, I'd believe it.
May 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
SNL, Trump signing an executive order to limit interracial couples in TV commercials. "Just too many. He's wearing loafers; she's got tight braids. Where did they meet?"
If this were an actual AP headline, I'd believe it.
If this were an actual AP headline, I'd believe it.
This is petty AF, but what 38-year-old goes to the surgeon and says, "Give me the Joan Rivers"? However, she'll fit in at Mar-a-Lago dinner parties with the other plastic idiots.
May 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
This is petty AF, but what 38-year-old goes to the surgeon and says, "Give me the Joan Rivers"? However, she'll fit in at Mar-a-Lago dinner parties with the other plastic idiots.
China AI trolling Trump and the U.S. made my morning. Some of those MAGA boys would need a gravy IV just to get through an hour.
May 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
China AI trolling Trump and the U.S. made my morning. Some of those MAGA boys would need a gravy IV just to get through an hour.