Sia Saurus
@siasaurus.bsky.social
Professional Tavern Wench. Dino Enthusiast.
She/They 🏳️🌈
She/They 🏳️🌈
It's better than sitting home alone
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It's better than sitting home alone
Und dann sagte ich "2025 fast geschafft, viel beschissener kanns nicht werden"
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
December 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Und dann sagte ich "2025 fast geschafft, viel beschissener kanns nicht werden"
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Und 2025 war so: hold my earrings
Having to drop 400€ on a new phone because mine smashed wasn't on my December list 🙃
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Having to drop 400€ on a new phone because mine smashed wasn't on my December list 🙃
Biggest bar achievement so far. My creation being mentioned at the New York Times
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Biggest bar achievement so far. My creation being mentioned at the New York Times
My bar just got mentioned at the New York times?!
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My bar just got mentioned at the New York times?!
Fucking love being the bitch that knows what phase the moon is in. If there is one thing bringing only SLIGHT structure in my life then that's a good thing in my book. Also I love the aesthetic.
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fucking love being the bitch that knows what phase the moon is in. If there is one thing bringing only SLIGHT structure in my life then that's a good thing in my book. Also I love the aesthetic.
Consuming media alone is a weird side effect of being single. Like for years watching something together and discussing it was routine. Now I actively need to reach out to friends "hey, wanna watch Mighty Nine at my place?"
Haven't found anyone for Strange New Worlds yet...
Haven't found anyone for Strange New Worlds yet...
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Consuming media alone is a weird side effect of being single. Like for years watching something together and discussing it was routine. Now I actively need to reach out to friends "hey, wanna watch Mighty Nine at my place?"
Haven't found anyone for Strange New Worlds yet...
Haven't found anyone for Strange New Worlds yet...
It is my first real day off in 2 weeks. And they decide to renovate the cellar underneath me. It feels like they are drilling next to me sleeping on the sofa. At fucking 8 am. I'm done. So done.
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It is my first real day off in 2 weeks. And they decide to renovate the cellar underneath me. It feels like they are drilling next to me sleeping on the sofa. At fucking 8 am. I'm done. So done.
Ich brauche Milch in kleineren Verpackungen. Ich brauche keinen Liter. Ich brauche maximal 250ml bevor die anfängt zu gammeln. Und die kleine Menge ist dann so ein fancy shit der teurer ist als der Liter. Ugh.
First world problems.
First world problems.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ich brauche Milch in kleineren Verpackungen. Ich brauche keinen Liter. Ich brauche maximal 250ml bevor die anfängt zu gammeln. Und die kleine Menge ist dann so ein fancy shit der teurer ist als der Liter. Ugh.
First world problems.
First world problems.
There is no words that can accurately express how much I hate the term "neuro-spicy"
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
There is no words that can accurately express how much I hate the term "neuro-spicy"
Mercury really be in retrograde
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Mercury really be in retrograde
Currently not speaking to my dad because I knew he'd be a racist pos about the company I keep. It's hard, especially right before Christmas
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Currently not speaking to my dad because I knew he'd be a racist pos about the company I keep. It's hard, especially right before Christmas
Stahl-Tür, die beim abschließen aus dem Scharnier fällt, inklusive Platzwunde (nicht bei mir) und eine tränenreiche Taxifahrt später, bin ich um halb vier jetzt auch endlich daheim
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Stahl-Tür, die beim abschließen aus dem Scharnier fällt, inklusive Platzwunde (nicht bei mir) und eine tränenreiche Taxifahrt später, bin ich um halb vier jetzt auch endlich daheim
Me and my team looking like we're about to drop the hottest NuMetal album
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Me and my team looking like we're about to drop the hottest NuMetal album
It's such an insanely good feeling, when you hear praise about a friend from strangers. Beyond proud of this lil bean.
(Guests just told me about the amazing service they received at a restaurant, not knowing that it was my bestie who served them. And he is really good at his job!)
(Guests just told me about the amazing service they received at a restaurant, not knowing that it was my bestie who served them. And he is really good at his job!)
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's such an insanely good feeling, when you hear praise about a friend from strangers. Beyond proud of this lil bean.
(Guests just told me about the amazing service they received at a restaurant, not knowing that it was my bestie who served them. And he is really good at his job!)
(Guests just told me about the amazing service they received at a restaurant, not knowing that it was my bestie who served them. And he is really good at his job!)
The fact that it's been 12 years... And countless people telling me the opposite... My abusive ex telling me "you are something hard to love" still haunts me.
He said "etwas" und nicht "jemand" and that says more about him than about me.
I am loved. I feel loved. And i god damn deserve it!
He said "etwas" und nicht "jemand" and that says more about him than about me.
I am loved. I feel loved. And i god damn deserve it!
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The fact that it's been 12 years... And countless people telling me the opposite... My abusive ex telling me "you are something hard to love" still haunts me.
He said "etwas" und nicht "jemand" and that says more about him than about me.
I am loved. I feel loved. And i god damn deserve it!
He said "etwas" und nicht "jemand" and that says more about him than about me.
I am loved. I feel loved. And i god damn deserve it!
If you can't go to a Halloween party because you gotta work, you bring the party.
Guests all loved it. Yes I made inappropriate horny jokes
Guests all loved it. Yes I made inappropriate horny jokes
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If you can't go to a Halloween party because you gotta work, you bring the party.
Guests all loved it. Yes I made inappropriate horny jokes
Guests all loved it. Yes I made inappropriate horny jokes
Ulla Popken. Ich dachte immer, das sei so ein Boomer-Alte-Leute Ding. Aber. Die haben wirklich schöne Sachen, auch für Menschen meines Alters, vor allem im Bereich Unterwäsche. Bezahlbare BHs in großen Größen, Schnitte, die nicht nur wallend irgendwie verhüllen.
October 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ulla Popken. Ich dachte immer, das sei so ein Boomer-Alte-Leute Ding. Aber. Die haben wirklich schöne Sachen, auch für Menschen meines Alters, vor allem im Bereich Unterwäsche. Bezahlbare BHs in großen Größen, Schnitte, die nicht nur wallend irgendwie verhüllen.
A sturdy 6
October 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
A sturdy 6
Took myself on a cute date today. Crystal store. Reading my book at a friend's bar. Random ass gross man bought me a drink. Lied about a husband. Living my best life.
October 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Took myself on a cute date today. Crystal store. Reading my book at a friend's bar. Random ass gross man bought me a drink. Lied about a husband. Living my best life.
Holy shit, some people need to fucking touch grass. Dan and Phil coming out is cute for you I guess? but losing your marbles like this... Your in your mid 30s, get a grip
October 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Holy shit, some people need to fucking touch grass. Dan and Phil coming out is cute for you I guess? but losing your marbles like this... Your in your mid 30s, get a grip
A former coworker turned friend and I are currently testing the waters with how deep we were into Tumblr back in the days... Well we shouted "Jefferson Miku Binder" into each others face...
We're still here, just now pretending to be professional
We're still here, just now pretending to be professional
October 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A former coworker turned friend and I are currently testing the waters with how deep we were into Tumblr back in the days... Well we shouted "Jefferson Miku Binder" into each others face...
We're still here, just now pretending to be professional
We're still here, just now pretending to be professional
Being in your hoe phase is exhausting. Baby, the sun is up, I have to be at work in six hours, we should sleep!
October 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Being in your hoe phase is exhausting. Baby, the sun is up, I have to be at work in six hours, we should sleep!
Finanzamt will 3€ zurück von mir. Das Papier und die Bearbeitung war wahrscheinlich teurer als das. Ich lass mich jetzt mal abmahnen, das sind 1%, ist es mir wert. Belustigung im Erwachsenenalter
October 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Finanzamt will 3€ zurück von mir. Das Papier und die Bearbeitung war wahrscheinlich teurer als das. Ich lass mich jetzt mal abmahnen, das sind 1%, ist es mir wert. Belustigung im Erwachsenenalter