Okay, I have never once written a caption as if it was Archer and/or Leia writing it. Other than that, though, kind of hard to argue the point.

I LOVE IT! 🤯😱😍

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Wait why don’t you like me? 🥺👉👈

Somehow trying to hide in this pic and feeling entitled to delay my bread bowl lunch are the same personality defect to me. IDK how to explain it better than that.

Full disclosure, he is significantly taller than I am and was talking with, who I assumed to be, his staff and it’s entirely possible he just didn’t notice me, but still.

Actually, thinking further, it would probably just be something like “Overtly Islamophobic Abundance.” 🥱🙄

Kind of obsessed with what that would look like. What would the grift be? Imagine the pearl-clutching YouTube videos.

This was in response to me putting Leia in a Pride bandana, for the record.

On that note: free Palestine, every billionaire is a policy failure, trans rights are human rights, it’s ALWAYS okay to punch a Nazi.

It’s me! I am just exhausted at the thought of managing another social channel but - since I have a lot of people on FB pretending to be me - I wanted to claim the @ before someone else took it. 🫡