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Samantha אריאלה דּוֹבָה
@sicklittlejag.bsky.social
Terminally Single. Feminist, Leftist, Antifacist, Food lover, Pop culture obsessed, Fatshionista, Oregon Girl to the bone. She/Her/Hers
Instagram changing its UI has me fucked up and Facebook shared a memory of a memorial post I made in June with me today resulting in an emotional knife to the gut so honestly I'm ready to destroy Meta
April 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How "am" I? Totally spiraling, thanks for asking. This is what I get for catching feelings for someone after 3 dates.
March 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I joked about getting baby bangs at work, and the immediate and visceral reaction from all of my colleagues really made me feel cared for 😅
March 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
RIP to another one of my underwire bras. Killed due to the heinous crime of standing up whilst having a massive rack 🥲
February 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
A moment of embarrassing sincerity - I could use your help with my fundraiser to escape my abusive home on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. gofund.me/e185e19f
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January 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Oh no, I think I just liked the profile of the last man who gave me false hope that I was deserving of romantic love and utterly destroyed me when he took it away.
January 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm a passenger princess who is forced to be a driver, but I cross the line at getting out of my car to do self-service gas in most cases but especially after 10 pm.
December 19, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Oh, so you expect me to go into an office and wear a hard bra after my body violently turned itself inside out less than 48 hours ago? I think absolutely not.
December 12, 2024 at 6:02 PM
It's just gonna be me and these two goobers for the next two days fuck yes
December 7, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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It's funny that the cybertruck was inspired by blade runner cuz the design is giving total recall
December 7, 2024 at 10:14 PM
It's bad enough that I have to listen to a Christmas Playlist through January in the customer spaces, but now my colleagues are playing Christmas music in the back office and I'm gonna need a nail gun to perform a lobotomy on myself.
December 7, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Matt Yglesias in June vs. Matt Yglesias in December
December 2, 2024 at 5:26 AM
New Sky Ferreira in the year of our lord 2024 wow what a blessing ✨️
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Oh my God, I just drove past a group of middle school kids. At least one of them were wearing Jnco jeans. Are Jnco back????
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I would describe my morning as catatonic and the act of going to work as highly reluctant today.
November 24, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Leave it to me to be completely physically and mentally exhausted but incapable of sleep
November 24, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Well, if we're actually doing the damn thing, I guess I'll move my occasional shit posting over here. But only if we're really doing the damn thing!
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM