Side B
@sideb.chez.gay
40-something Brit 🇬🇧 living in rural Ireland 🇮🇪 with my bear of a husband 🐻🏳️🌈 Sometimes NSFW 🔞 If you don’t want to see my junk, don’t follow me.
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Side B
@sideb.chez.gay
· Mar 29
My husband rudely went to work and left me here in bed all alone. 😠
Someone bring me coffee please. I’m sure I could think of a few ways to show my gratitude.
Someone bring me coffee please. I’m sure I could think of a few ways to show my gratitude.
Finally got some Christmas decorations up. 🎄
Our tree is too big for our house, we usually have to block off a door but this year we've reversed the corner sofa and put the armchair in front of the front door, since we don't use it anyway. It's not ideal but it works.
Our tree is too big for our house, we usually have to block off a door but this year we've reversed the corner sofa and put the armchair in front of the front door, since we don't use it anyway. It's not ideal but it works.
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Finally got some Christmas decorations up. 🎄
Our tree is too big for our house, we usually have to block off a door but this year we've reversed the corner sofa and put the armchair in front of the front door, since we don't use it anyway. It's not ideal but it works.
Our tree is too big for our house, we usually have to block off a door but this year we've reversed the corner sofa and put the armchair in front of the front door, since we don't use it anyway. It's not ideal but it works.
Congrats to Queen Kylie for her first number one in over 20 years! Added to the festive Big Red Button playlist. 💃
(Shame about the Amazon collab, but it's still a bop!) #BathroomDisco
(Shame about the Amazon collab, but it's still a bop!) #BathroomDisco
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Congrats to Queen Kylie for her first number one in over 20 years! Added to the festive Big Red Button playlist. 💃
(Shame about the Amazon collab, but it's still a bop!) #BathroomDisco
(Shame about the Amazon collab, but it's still a bop!) #BathroomDisco
Literally all I did today was wake up, have a sausage sandwich, make breakfast, then sit on the sofa and watch YouTube videos and movies in front of the fire with two handsome men and three dogs. Pretty fantastic day, honestly.
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Literally all I did today was wake up, have a sausage sandwich, make breakfast, then sit on the sofa and watch YouTube videos and movies in front of the fire with two handsome men and three dogs. Pretty fantastic day, honestly.
Had a lovely lazy weekend but that means I have to do alllll the Christmas prep next weekend. 🙃
Our enormous tree was bought for a different house where we had way more room, we have to block off a door in the lounge when we put it up (spare room or office) and this year we need access to both. 🤔
Our enormous tree was bought for a different house where we had way more room, we have to block off a door in the lounge when we put it up (spare room or office) and this year we need access to both. 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Had a lovely lazy weekend but that means I have to do alllll the Christmas prep next weekend. 🙃
Our enormous tree was bought for a different house where we had way more room, we have to block off a door in the lounge when we put it up (spare room or office) and this year we need access to both. 🤔
Our enormous tree was bought for a different house where we had way more room, we have to block off a door in the lounge when we put it up (spare room or office) and this year we need access to both. 🤔
He thought I was taking photos. 😆
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
He thought I was taking photos. 😆
Brought this guy home last night. 😜
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Brought this guy home last night. 😜
FWB cancelled on me tonight and I'm sooooo fucking horny now! My husband is due home from a looong shift in an hour or so, I'll have to use all my tricks to get him in the mood...
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December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
FWB cancelled on me tonight and I'm sooooo fucking horny now! My husband is due home from a looong shift in an hour or so, I'll have to use all my tricks to get him in the mood...
Hi! I'm still alive. 🙋
I got a new phone and it's android and I'm loving and hating it at the same time, it's very confusing.
The puppy is doing brilliantly, very clever little guy and super friendly and chill.
It's my birthday tomorrow and also my work Christmas party, yay for free drinks!
I got a new phone and it's android and I'm loving and hating it at the same time, it's very confusing.
The puppy is doing brilliantly, very clever little guy and super friendly and chill.
It's my birthday tomorrow and also my work Christmas party, yay for free drinks!
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hi! I'm still alive. 🙋
I got a new phone and it's android and I'm loving and hating it at the same time, it's very confusing.
The puppy is doing brilliantly, very clever little guy and super friendly and chill.
It's my birthday tomorrow and also my work Christmas party, yay for free drinks!
I got a new phone and it's android and I'm loving and hating it at the same time, it's very confusing.
The puppy is doing brilliantly, very clever little guy and super friendly and chill.
It's my birthday tomorrow and also my work Christmas party, yay for free drinks!
Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t see the good stuff on here (ie bums), finally realised it’s the stupid age verification shite. 😒
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Couldn’t figure out why I couldn’t see the good stuff on here (ie bums), finally realised it’s the stupid age verification shite. 😒
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Right, we’re boarded, next stop Shannon. It’s been a fantastic trip, but plenty more to see and do. I think we’ll be back! 🇫🇷 🥐 🍷
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Right, we’re boarded, next stop Shannon. It’s been a fantastic trip, but plenty more to see and do. I think we’ll be back! 🇫🇷 🥐 🍷
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
I’ll never complain about Dublin or Birmingham airports again. CDG is a shitshow.
(I’m totally gonna complain about Dublin tomorrow when we fly to Birmingham.)
#RABOT
(I’m totally gonna complain about Dublin tomorrow when we fly to Birmingham.)
#RABOT
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I’ll never complain about Dublin or Birmingham airports again. CDG is a shitshow.
(I’m totally gonna complain about Dublin tomorrow when we fly to Birmingham.)
#RABOT
(I’m totally gonna complain about Dublin tomorrow when we fly to Birmingham.)
#RABOT
For our last night in Paris, I booked a dinner cruise on the Seine. This was a really lovely experience, fine dining with an ever changing view of some famous landmarks, culminating in the Eiffel Tower doing its sparkly thing. ✨
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
For our last night in Paris, I booked a dinner cruise on the Seine. This was a really lovely experience, fine dining with an ever changing view of some famous landmarks, culminating in the Eiffel Tower doing its sparkly thing. ✨
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
Chatting with The Other Woman who is dogsitting while we’re in Paris.
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Chatting with The Other Woman who is dogsitting while we’re in Paris.
There’s a cute creperie opposite our hotel we wanted to visit but it’s only open 12:00-14:00 and 19:00-21:00 and we haven’t been anywhere near during those hours.
We are tonight, but we’re heading out for dinner on the seine soooo don’t really want a crepe right now.
#RABOT
We are tonight, but we’re heading out for dinner on the seine soooo don’t really want a crepe right now.
#RABOT
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There’s a cute creperie opposite our hotel we wanted to visit but it’s only open 12:00-14:00 and 19:00-21:00 and we haven’t been anywhere near during those hours.
We are tonight, but we’re heading out for dinner on the seine soooo don’t really want a crepe right now.
#RABOT
We are tonight, but we’re heading out for dinner on the seine soooo don’t really want a crepe right now.
#RABOT
Today we went to the Louvre and had a lovely long wander around. I didn’t really plan anything, we just went where our feet took us so I’m sure we missed some gems but whatever.
Some of the facial expressions on the paintings… this guy looks like he had a really big night out last night. 🥴😆
Some of the facial expressions on the paintings… this guy looks like he had a really big night out last night. 🥴😆
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today we went to the Louvre and had a lovely long wander around. I didn’t really plan anything, we just went where our feet took us so I’m sure we missed some gems but whatever.
Some of the facial expressions on the paintings… this guy looks like he had a really big night out last night. 🥴😆
Some of the facial expressions on the paintings… this guy looks like he had a really big night out last night. 🥴😆
We did a little bar crawl last night, ended up at Raidd which has very confusing airlock style doors and a shower cubicle in the wall. 🚿 #RABOT
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
We did a little bar crawl last night, ended up at Raidd which has very confusing airlock style doors and a shower cubicle in the wall. 🚿 #RABOT
Leisurely day today, we were both a bit delicate this morning so we had a late breakfast and took the batobus to explore Isle de la Cité, had a fancy croque monsieur for lunch, then headed back to the Eiffel Tower.
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Leisurely day today, we were both a bit delicate this morning so we had a late breakfast and took the batobus to explore Isle de la Cité, had a fancy croque monsieur for lunch, then headed back to the Eiffel Tower.
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
We had planned to go to the catacombs today but I just went online to book tickets and… it’s closed for renovations until spring. 😖
So now we’re gonna go to Notre Dame and then Père Lachaise cemetery, then maybe have a wander around Montmartre before the Eiffel Tower this afternoon. #RABOT
So now we’re gonna go to Notre Dame and then Père Lachaise cemetery, then maybe have a wander around Montmartre before the Eiffel Tower this afternoon. #RABOT
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
We had planned to go to the catacombs today but I just went online to book tickets and… it’s closed for renovations until spring. 😖
So now we’re gonna go to Notre Dame and then Père Lachaise cemetery, then maybe have a wander around Montmartre before the Eiffel Tower this afternoon. #RABOT
So now we’re gonna go to Notre Dame and then Père Lachaise cemetery, then maybe have a wander around Montmartre before the Eiffel Tower this afternoon. #RABOT
We spent today sightseeing and eating, mostly. 😋
Now back at the hotel to get ready for Lady Gaga later.
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
Now back at the hotel to get ready for Lady Gaga later.
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We spent today sightseeing and eating, mostly. 😋
Now back at the hotel to get ready for Lady Gaga later.
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
Now back at the hotel to get ready for Lady Gaga later.
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
We’re booked to see a show at the Moulin Rouge, but we’re a bit early. Had a wander round nearby, found a nice bar to sit outside and people watch.
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We’re booked to see a show at the Moulin Rouge, but we’re a bit early. Had a wander round nearby, found a nice bar to sit outside and people watch.
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
#RABOT @bearbares.bsky.social
Current status: hacking the hotel TV’s hospitality mode so I can install Plex so we can watch stuff while we’re getting ready to go out. 🤓
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November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Current status: hacking the hotel TV’s hospitality mode so I can install Plex so we can watch stuff while we’re getting ready to go out. 🤓
