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SideEye Sam
@sideeyesam.bsky.social
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🌊The Resistance will see you now #FBR @anandwrites.bsky.social is my spirit animal. Res ipsa sucks ♡ Sparks will fly ♡ DMs at your peril
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · Apr 11
"Hey look, our leader can fly! Let's join him!!"
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 1d
Whatalife
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 1d
Dropped my dog off at the groomers and, BAM!
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A Woman of a Certain Age☘️☮️💟 @leslieesc.bsky.social · 7d
Come to America. Where law abiding is illegal, where lawlessness is celebrated, where pedophilia is cherished and feeding children is taboo. Welcome sinners, crooks, traitors, gun slingers, abusers, thieves and liars. You are home.
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God @thegodpodcast.com · 6d
The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 6d
a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 6d
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
Paramount Skydance is poised to name Bari Weiss as editor in chief of CBS News in the coming days — giving the hard-charging journalist unusual clout to revamp the struggling network as it also acquires her scrappy news site the Free Press, The Post has learned. Weiss — a 41-year-old former New York Times opinion writer who has built the Free Press into a buzzworthy site with a contrarian bent — is expected to be named to the top post in a Monday announcement, although the talks are in flux and the timing could change, a source close to the situation said.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 10d
What part of the "Comeback" was the 'Never leading and losing by less than previously losing' part?
Cider not beer, Faxon
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 14d
Anti-ICE sniper murdered his allies, spared his enemies.

Makes complete sense if you're an Old Testament stan and a blathering idiot
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 16d
One side wants to eliminate their problems. The other side wants to live with their problems. Which side lives longest?
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WestStar Films @weststarfilms.bsky.social · 16d
Iger was worried he was going to get Dershowitzed on the vineyard #Kimmel
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 17d
two men are standing in front of a sign that says " departures "
ALT: two men are standing in front of a sign that says " departures "
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 18d
"All Patriotic Americans are hereby ordered to watch and love today's memorial celebrations for our Dear Leader's Fourth Son© under penalty of death, or banishment to the Outer Provinces"
USA! USA! USA!
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 21d
No man has ever gone broke betting on the apathy of the American people
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 22d
So...the person who LOST the election did Joe Biden's job?

Fking moron
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Wolfie 🟡⚫ @wolfie1877.bsky.social · 22d
#fucktrump
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
They just beat them in cricket-- isn't that all that matters??
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
Without Tuesday we wouldn't have C U Next Tuesday, so there's that
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
You'd better make sure there are like 5 honey, cause I PROMISE YOU you aint getting one.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
Their game requires a new boogeyman every few whatevers-- in a week we will have 5 new shiny baubles to occupy their lizard brains and it will be Chuck who?
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
It's all about fear. They're hoping we'll self-capitulate. Their M.O. requires they fly into a rage every few hours about some newfound (manufactured) grievance against their enemy. They have zero ability to act on their dreams, but if they did, they're too lazy and stupid to put in the work.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
Swalwell has morphed into a hottie!
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
One woman's slop is another woman's Gettysburg Address
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
Nope. They have Equipo de las Focas Ocho
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
If your job can be done by any jackoff who shows up off the street, you weren't really that big a deal
Dipshit Chuckie Sub
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 23d
Fuck JD Vance and the couch he rode in on
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