Boring fish.

No....

Sure I got plenty girls that dig me, but this one was the prettiest.

She has a boyfriend.

It WAS the plan.

"About fifteen seconds after you tied me up. That's a new record for me! But next time I outta be faster. A whole lot goes on in just fifteen seconds. Say! Thanks for the talk, though, future best friend's ugly cousin."

"Might be able to still catch a rerun of Rin-Tin-Tin!"

// He would be such a happy boy.

"I also like chips and ice cream and cartoons and girls and the Batmobile."

"But for one little circus boy who lost his folks? Bruce isn't just hope, he's everything a fella like me could ask for in a dad.

So, guy, there's no special toys or tricks to winning a kid over. You're good to your kid? You already won."

"He doesn't tell me to quit, he makes sure I keep doing better! Says music is the universal language. Even when I think something's rotten? Bruce always makes me see it in a different light."

"There's nothing he wouldn't do for me. He's the hope in Gotham, sure." ++

"A detective without a clue is just one of those things that don't mix, guy! But Bruce does his best. Sure our fishing trips are actually handling goons but he makes time between. He's taught me a lot even if he thinks I'm lousy with a tuba!" ++

"My batastic bat-father. He's actually a big softy even when he's punching bad guys in the face! Everyone thinks he's scary and moody, but he's got the biggest heart."

"I guess, he's sorta like you. A guy who didn't really know how to be a dad but ended up with a kid and not a clue!" ++

"I grew up in the circus! Mingling with clowns, doing acrobatics, juggling with an elephant. That was my type of fun! Mmm but nothing beats time with my folks.

Dad's jokes and widsom, mom's tenderness and care. That's what kids really need. Not just toys."

"This guy's got a few screws loose if not a head full of rattling bolts...Then again I work with Batman, this is just another Saturday for Boy Wonder."

"Alright, pal. You want Kid 101, I've already deducted that much. But I didn't have the average all-American childhood!" +

Prolonged staring with the most "what the fuck face" a boy can muster.

"I felt bad for you for being ugly, but now I just added an uncanny amount of more reasons why you're a sad, little guy. Gooolly—!"

"Gosh. Well, most my focus goes towards helping folks in need but I guess I used to?"