Siege!~
@siegea.bsky.social
28 y/o
just a silly lil' fella with mommy issues
just a silly lil' fella with mommy issues
Gonna start referring to dick-in-hole porn as penetrationslop
January 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Gonna start referring to dick-in-hole porn as penetrationslop
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I was framed. I’m not bad, I’m just drawn this way
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 AM
I was framed. I’m not bad, I’m just drawn this way
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people are curious abt the voice notes I offer on my paid page so here’s one of em
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
people are curious abt the voice notes I offer on my paid page so here’s one of em
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you look lonely… ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᶦˣ ᵗʰᵃᵗ
January 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
you look lonely… ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᶦˣ ᵗʰᵃᵗ
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The desperation to uncover people who agree with 99.9% of your politics as “secret fascists” is insane when there are real, loud, proud fascists shooting people in the face in broad daylight. People’s need to feel smugly superior to their closest allies is so gross and weird.
January 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
The desperation to uncover people who agree with 99.9% of your politics as “secret fascists” is insane when there are real, loud, proud fascists shooting people in the face in broad daylight. People’s need to feel smugly superior to their closest allies is so gross and weird.
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The only way to cheer her up is by watching Andor.
January 8, 2026 at 9:40 AM
The only way to cheer her up is by watching Andor.
hello internet friends I did something social that I've kinda always wanted to do but been afraid of for years and not only did it go well I only had a moderate panic attack about it so I would like to be told that I did a good job plz and thankies
January 7, 2026 at 4:11 AM
hello internet friends I did something social that I've kinda always wanted to do but been afraid of for years and not only did it go well I only had a moderate panic attack about it so I would like to be told that I did a good job plz and thankies
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I’m funny as fuck bro this is my masterpiece
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
I’m funny as fuck bro this is my masterpiece
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This is my home. Leave me here.
January 4, 2026 at 2:44 AM
This is my home. Leave me here.
@siege-is-cringe.bsky.social is where I will be more SFW but no less deranged
January 2, 2026 at 6:49 AM
@siege-is-cringe.bsky.social is where I will be more SFW but no less deranged
realized I can maybe knock out all 3 of my new years resolution at once:
1. Be more social
2. Engage with my passions more
3. Make...something.
1. Be more social
2. Engage with my passions more
3. Make...something.
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 AM
realized I can maybe knock out all 3 of my new years resolution at once:
1. Be more social
2. Engage with my passions more
3. Make...something.
1. Be more social
2. Engage with my passions more
3. Make...something.
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didn’t clean my mirror for the new year. forgive me? 👉🏻👈🏻
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
didn’t clean my mirror for the new year. forgive me? 👉🏻👈🏻
In a handful of social spaces I exist in, folks are talking about things they're proud of doing in 2025.
But if you're like me, and the only things you're proud of are things you *didn't* do this past year, that's okay.
Stay alive.
But if you're like me, and the only things you're proud of are things you *didn't* do this past year, that's okay.
Stay alive.
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
In a handful of social spaces I exist in, folks are talking about things they're proud of doing in 2025.
But if you're like me, and the only things you're proud of are things you *didn't* do this past year, that's okay.
Stay alive.
But if you're like me, and the only things you're proud of are things you *didn't* do this past year, that's okay.
Stay alive.
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Last day to donate to Hypnotic Holidays!
PLEASE help us to the stretch goal of £15,000 for an important cause! @womensaid.bsky.social (and organisations like them the world over) provide safety and freedom for women and children living lives of fear.
tiltify.com/@mistresscal...
PLEASE help us to the stretch goal of £15,000 for an important cause! @womensaid.bsky.social (and organisations like them the world over) provide safety and freedom for women and children living lives of fear.
tiltify.com/@mistresscal...
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December 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Last day to donate to Hypnotic Holidays!
PLEASE help us to the stretch goal of £15,000 for an important cause! @womensaid.bsky.social (and organisations like them the world over) provide safety and freedom for women and children living lives of fear.
tiltify.com/@mistresscal...
PLEASE help us to the stretch goal of £15,000 for an important cause! @womensaid.bsky.social (and organisations like them the world over) provide safety and freedom for women and children living lives of fear.
tiltify.com/@mistresscal...
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Aw jeez getting this shirt off is harder than I thought
December 30, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Aw jeez getting this shirt off is harder than I thought
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Remembering how to post in ways that make me happy, support my community’s mental health, and reinforce that life can be joyful instead of posting “WHOEVER IS READING THESE TWEETS I AM GOING TO GET MY REVENGE MARK MY WORDS I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE” on Twitter every day
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Remembering how to post in ways that make me happy, support my community’s mental health, and reinforce that life can be joyful instead of posting “WHOEVER IS READING THESE TWEETS I AM GOING TO GET MY REVENGE MARK MY WORDS I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE” on Twitter every day
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if you can’t see the tears in her eyes, her makeup & eyelashes falling off, & a great big smile, it’s time to shove your cock back down her throat 🥰
December 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
if you can’t see the tears in her eyes, her makeup & eyelashes falling off, & a great big smile, it’s time to shove your cock back down her throat 🥰
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How about a bsky exclusive? 🥰 It’s about time you folks starting eating good
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 AM
How about a bsky exclusive? 🥰 It’s about time you folks starting eating good
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2025 mirror selfie wrapped ✨
December 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
2025 mirror selfie wrapped ✨
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Images not made by AI. ✨
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Images not made by AI. ✨
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am I going off the deep end for thinking there's an interesting comparison to make about the pluribus hive's "no kill" rule, and use of the passive voice in journalism?
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
am I going off the deep end for thinking there's an interesting comparison to make about the pluribus hive's "no kill" rule, and use of the passive voice in journalism?
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