- and of course the fucking TV ads with the jockeys. insane way to promote your game. even more insane that it manages to be the weirdest promotional media from a franchise where the competition is Mayano Top Gun Maverick, the KFC collab and the entirety of PakaTube

also the event in Gold Ship's career where she gets into an argument about color theory that can potentially end in it being heavily implied that Golshi lost her virginity to Maruzensky and Seeking the Pearl offscreen. how did I almost forget that. how did they let that get into the game

- Bourbon moves Kitasan's bed to the training track with Kita still in it (S3)
- Teio jumps out a fucking window (CG)
- really anything involving the segway in S2
- the way Helios and Palmer meet in S2, in light of their relationship in the game
- stuff just happens in this franchise

- Kawakami Princess kills a bug by punching it (game)
- Kawakami asserts that one can pull a prince by being able to kick his ass (honestly she's so funny)
- Tamamo calls Creek a Mary Sue (that's our word)
- Opera slaps Narita Top Road's ass (RTTT)
- that one scene with Diamond and the truck (S3)

- El seeing a friend under great stress and going "what you clearly need is to face me in the ring" (it happens in two different careers and works both times)
- Tamamo arguing that Creek deserves to win less because she hasn't suffered, then threatening Creek's trainer for no fucking reason (game)

- Vodka kinda sorta maybe calls Scarlet a virgin (game)
- Seiun Sky calls El a masochist (game)
- Sei calls King "good girl" (game)
- King calls Digitan a dingus (game)
- Digitan's career in general
- the abstract concept of Tanino Gimlet
- Rudolf/Oguri homoerotic ice skating fantasy (2016 trailer)

Not originally my take, so I must credit the originator (who is now on BlueSky at @gyrasolune.bsky.social, by the looks of it)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karlhei...

real

so true

Ooh, the glass theme is super creative!