probably will quit all social media before I become active on here for real but deeply ironic that this was my last post here. rest assured I did learn how to stop wearing heels (forcibly, by way of three broken bones and I miss wearing them every day)

At some point I will learn to stop wearing heels to events where I know I will be on my feet for hours (but also was I supposed to be a showgirl in sneakers? no!)

the work milfs want me so bad (read: all of them complimented me so much today and I’m delusional)

I’m falling very behind my reading goal for the year and I’m about to start classes that will take up all my free time but the next two books on my list are both over 850 pages, I did not plan this well

I made it! Where the milfs at?