Sin Or Gospel
@sigersonic.bsky.social
"Remember, no matter where you go....there you are!"
Buckaroo Banzai.
Buckaroo Banzai.
Those people are either tiny and at the grave's edge or incredibly tall and very far away.
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Those people are either tiny and at the grave's edge or incredibly tall and very far away.
Kinky Friedman wrote. My uncle used to wear wool swim trunks that stretched when wet. I recall him poolside, one leg raised, smoking a cigarette, a lone testicle hanging in the breeze. You don't see that so much these days....tastes have changed.
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Kinky Friedman wrote. My uncle used to wear wool swim trunks that stretched when wet. I recall him poolside, one leg raised, smoking a cigarette, a lone testicle hanging in the breeze. You don't see that so much these days....tastes have changed.
When is someone going to go The Full Cher in the Witches of Eastwick on Trump?
Calls someone PIGGY and they just give the turd both barrels.
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Calls someone PIGGY and they just give the turd both barrels.
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December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When is someone going to go The Full Cher in the Witches of Eastwick on Trump?
Calls someone PIGGY and they just give the turd both barrels.
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Calls someone PIGGY and they just give the turd both barrels.
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"Using any household appliance, I am using a pen"
The Sure Thing 1985
Dir: Rob Reiner.
Thank you.
The Sure Thing 1985
Dir: Rob Reiner.
Thank you.
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
"Using any household appliance, I am using a pen"
The Sure Thing 1985
Dir: Rob Reiner.
Thank you.
The Sure Thing 1985
Dir: Rob Reiner.
Thank you.
Paraphrasing Sean Lock
"If i was a billionaire I'd open a barber shop, and give people mad haircuts they didn't ask for. Purple on one side, shave the rest, glue a toy car to their head. Yeah sorry about that...here's a million quid"
But we got Musk and Bezos FFS.
"If i was a billionaire I'd open a barber shop, and give people mad haircuts they didn't ask for. Purple on one side, shave the rest, glue a toy car to their head. Yeah sorry about that...here's a million quid"
But we got Musk and Bezos FFS.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Paraphrasing Sean Lock
"If i was a billionaire I'd open a barber shop, and give people mad haircuts they didn't ask for. Purple on one side, shave the rest, glue a toy car to their head. Yeah sorry about that...here's a million quid"
But we got Musk and Bezos FFS.
"If i was a billionaire I'd open a barber shop, and give people mad haircuts they didn't ask for. Purple on one side, shave the rest, glue a toy car to their head. Yeah sorry about that...here's a million quid"
But we got Musk and Bezos FFS.
@anonopin.bsky.social
Prince William, please shave your head. You have The Ghost of haircut past visiting you. Or maybe the Emperor's New Hair cut? If so then I'm the kid saying The Emperor's is bald.
(I'm a slap head myself, just shave it son, you'd look better)
Prince William, please shave your head. You have The Ghost of haircut past visiting you. Or maybe the Emperor's New Hair cut? If so then I'm the kid saying The Emperor's is bald.
(I'm a slap head myself, just shave it son, you'd look better)
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
@anonopin.bsky.social
Prince William, please shave your head. You have The Ghost of haircut past visiting you. Or maybe the Emperor's New Hair cut? If so then I'm the kid saying The Emperor's is bald.
(I'm a slap head myself, just shave it son, you'd look better)
Prince William, please shave your head. You have The Ghost of haircut past visiting you. Or maybe the Emperor's New Hair cut? If so then I'm the kid saying The Emperor's is bald.
(I'm a slap head myself, just shave it son, you'd look better)
NO KINGS
...no king but KING SWIFTIE.
Flavour Flav....BOYYYYYY
...no king but KING SWIFTIE.
Flavour Flav....BOYYYYYY
October 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
NO KINGS
...no king but KING SWIFTIE.
Flavour Flav....BOYYYYYY
...no king but KING SWIFTIE.
Flavour Flav....BOYYYYYY
I think David Astle is unwell.
I just filled in 5 Age Cryptic crossword clue answers in a row.
I just filled in 5 Age Cryptic crossword clue answers in a row.
May 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think David Astle is unwell.
I just filled in 5 Age Cryptic crossword clue answers in a row.
I just filled in 5 Age Cryptic crossword clue answers in a row.
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Remember those jokes about "In Soviet Russia..." can we start some "In Trump America..." like:
In Trump America children only get two dolls, and they both look like President Trump.
In Canada you can find ice, in Trump America ICE finds you.
Do better than me.
In Trump America children only get two dolls, and they both look like President Trump.
In Canada you can find ice, in Trump America ICE finds you.
Do better than me.
May 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Remember those jokes about "In Soviet Russia..." can we start some "In Trump America..." like:
In Trump America children only get two dolls, and they both look like President Trump.
In Canada you can find ice, in Trump America ICE finds you.
Do better than me.
In Trump America children only get two dolls, and they both look like President Trump.
In Canada you can find ice, in Trump America ICE finds you.
Do better than me.
@crypticlyvvie.bsky.social morning.
Did you look in the eagle yesterday? They had no codeword.
I was bereft.
Did you look in the eagle yesterday? They had no codeword.
I was bereft.
May 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
@crypticlyvvie.bsky.social morning.
Did you look in the eagle yesterday? They had no codeword.
I was bereft.
Did you look in the eagle yesterday? They had no codeword.
I was bereft.
Christ I'm old.
I'm just about to start my
6th Pope.
I'm just about to start my
6th Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Christ I'm old.
I'm just about to start my
6th Pope.
I'm just about to start my
6th Pope.
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Who ever thought this would be a sentence, but, PR wise, this was a terrible time for Katy Perry to go into space.
April 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Who ever thought this would be a sentence, but, PR wise, this was a terrible time for Katy Perry to go into space.
I've not learned much in life, but I do know this.....
Everyone has their own version of the lyrics to every Clash song. And no 2 are the same.
Everyone has their own version of the lyrics to every Clash song. And no 2 are the same.
April 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I've not learned much in life, but I do know this.....
Everyone has their own version of the lyrics to every Clash song. And no 2 are the same.
Everyone has their own version of the lyrics to every Clash song. And no 2 are the same.
Drop off 3 pairs of shoes at the charity shop.
DECLUTTER.
Leave with laptop stand and giant white enamel colander.
RECLUTTER.
DECLUTTER.
Leave with laptop stand and giant white enamel colander.
RECLUTTER.
April 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Drop off 3 pairs of shoes at the charity shop.
DECLUTTER.
Leave with laptop stand and giant white enamel colander.
RECLUTTER.
DECLUTTER.
Leave with laptop stand and giant white enamel colander.
RECLUTTER.
Love him.
I remain authentic to who I am and a large part of the past 4.5 years for me has been my sobriety journey. I think I’ve been an inspiration to many that if I could get sober, anyone can do it...
But just when you think it’s easy,,, it ain’t…
But just when you think it’s easy,,, it ain’t…
April 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Love him.
I love this guy.
Honored to watch my friend and the icon and female sports legend and activist Billie Jean King receive her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,!!
April 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I love this guy.
The bell end Hegseth has the Jerusalem Cross tattooed.
Now you could insist that it is a traditional Xian symbol.
Could also insist that there's a traditional Buddhist symbol that was real popular in Germany in the 30s n 40s .....and yes that's an AR-15 w/the stars n bars too.
Now you could insist that it is a traditional Xian symbol.
Could also insist that there's a traditional Buddhist symbol that was real popular in Germany in the 30s n 40s .....and yes that's an AR-15 w/the stars n bars too.
April 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The bell end Hegseth has the Jerusalem Cross tattooed.
Now you could insist that it is a traditional Xian symbol.
Could also insist that there's a traditional Buddhist symbol that was real popular in Germany in the 30s n 40s .....and yes that's an AR-15 w/the stars n bars too.
Now you could insist that it is a traditional Xian symbol.
Could also insist that there's a traditional Buddhist symbol that was real popular in Germany in the 30s n 40s .....and yes that's an AR-15 w/the stars n bars too.
Bezos is a huge Iain M Banks fan. If the Culture existed it would deploy a slap drone on him if he was lucky, or a visit from Special Circumstances if less so.
What is it with the billionaire tech Bros that they do not understand that they are the villains in this narrative?
What is it with the billionaire tech Bros that they do not understand that they are the villains in this narrative?
April 11, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Bezos is a huge Iain M Banks fan. If the Culture existed it would deploy a slap drone on him if he was lucky, or a visit from Special Circumstances if less so.
What is it with the billionaire tech Bros that they do not understand that they are the villains in this narrative?
What is it with the billionaire tech Bros that they do not understand that they are the villains in this narrative?
Bought a melon. I thought it was about to go off it smelled so very sweet. If course it was from the big 2 Aussie supermarkets so it tasted like a waterlogged turnip.
Why is supermarket fruit n veg this dreadful in Australia. I've had better melon in Scotland FFS.
Why is supermarket fruit n veg this dreadful in Australia. I've had better melon in Scotland FFS.
April 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Bought a melon. I thought it was about to go off it smelled so very sweet. If course it was from the big 2 Aussie supermarkets so it tasted like a waterlogged turnip.
Why is supermarket fruit n veg this dreadful in Australia. I've had better melon in Scotland FFS.
Why is supermarket fruit n veg this dreadful in Australia. I've had better melon in Scotland FFS.
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My friend Jared made this long before that sainted say 12 years ago.
When it switched over to "YES",the Daily Mail went mental at him like he'd killed the evil old shit.
When it switched over to "YES",the Daily Mail went mental at him like he'd killed the evil old shit.
April 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My friend Jared made this long before that sainted say 12 years ago.
When it switched over to "YES",the Daily Mail went mental at him like he'd killed the evil old shit.
When it switched over to "YES",the Daily Mail went mental at him like he'd killed the evil old shit.
Played Taboo but didn't read the rules before hand.
Turns out saying "f*ck your relatives then k*ll em and eat them" is not how the game is played.
Turns out saying "f*ck your relatives then k*ll em and eat them" is not how the game is played.
April 9, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Played Taboo but didn't read the rules before hand.
Turns out saying "f*ck your relatives then k*ll em and eat them" is not how the game is played.
Turns out saying "f*ck your relatives then k*ll em and eat them" is not how the game is played.