No, but you do have to click through annoying ads in the middle of a firefight.

He's fucking the whole country. It's one of those stealth-fuckings you don't really feel until a few months later when it's too late. He's a sneaky little weirdo.

Imagine showing up in Hell and saying you died for Donald Jackass Trump. The other damned would laugh at you for eternity.

He's not playing 4d chess, he's playing chicken bingo. Strutting around like a brainless rooster while billions of people try to figure out where he's gonna crap next.

That rolling dumpster has a negative value. I wouldn't take it off their hands for free because I don't want it rotting in my driveway.

Donald just torpedoed our education system below the waterline. That proverbial ship has sailed and sunk.

Galifinakis would make a much better Vice President. At least he's ridiculous on purpose.

I can't seem to find any information indicating that the current U.S. regime ended that it even slowed it down. Could you point it out?

Thanks.

Whiskey Pete strikes again!

They believe he was at least half-white, on his dad's side.

No, not his human Dad. They'd call that guy a c**k beta for not throttling Jesus in the manger.

Sometimes you've got to call a spade a spade and a liar a liar.

Not "arrested", "abducted under color of law"

That's because when another mini swerves into your lane, you're both just next to each other in that lane now.

To be fair, the journalist was probably the least compromised member of the group chat. Accidentally including him brought up the average security per participant, really.

It's shamelessness, lack of decency, lack of self-awareness, a broken psyche desperately hungry for ego reinforcement, will to power ... those are advantages in our system, adaptive qualities. That's what distinguishes the people in that chat, the people running things. They don't need to be smart.

This, I think, is what smart people have such trouble accepting: that morons can succeed perfectly well in US politics. When a GW Bush or a Trump rises all the way to the top, it doesn't mean they're secretly smart, it means our corrupt, desiccated system is defenseless against venal morons.

Bill was such a sleazebag.

Good thing for him Donald came along to make Slick Willie look like a dignified model President by comparison, I guess.

Not paying people what they're owed is basically Donald's religion, and I don't think you're allowed to criticize that. /s