I’m cracking hoes you can’t comprehend in positions you wouldn’t be able to pronounce on gas station pills you couldn’t survive, we are not the same

While you were debating over what squirt is, I was busy chomping at it like a dog would a hose

If you’re able to come home from work and taste that your partner’s cooking is bad, you weren’t working hard enough tbh

The culture that they’ve cultivated in the world has your average person seeing anybody different as an enemy to them and their way of life, whilst growing an ignorance to empathetic thought, leaving us with this world full of hate.

A coworker said “shit a hernia” so now I get to think about that for the rest of my life

Chips are a crazy concept to me, bc wym I’m paying for half a bag of air and half of the chips are crumbs

I feel like it’s a snack that needs to be made in-house rather than across the country

Having a partner that isn’t a horrible person is such a funny turnaround bc now every time they get upset I get to spend my energy making them feel better instead of trying to disarm them

Sometimes I think my burn out “hiatuses” (lack of uploading videos to YouTube or posting on here) isn’t that long, then I look at the latest post and realize it’s been almost 2 weeks when it feels like it’s been 3 days

I try to live my life with as little hate as possible. That being said, here’s a list of people that I feel need to stfu
1) DJT obviously
2) JD Vance (also obviously)
3) Sharon Osbourne
4) Any influencer that’s actually just a snake oil salesman

I have more but character limits

Glorb is what your local SoundCloud rappers think they sound like btw

It’s okay to be sad, it’s a human emotion. But if you need help feeling better, just think to yourself; at least you aren’t someone that flies the confederate flag

You’re either collaborating on this spreadsheet with me or you’re collaborating on it against me

“How do I-“ you literally just do it! Don’t be afraid to make mistakes and the learning will be all that more rewarding!

Anyway how do I do my taxes, the IRS is knocking on my door and they’ve circumvented all the traps