Everytime someone tells me they're excited because they're going to get their CS degree in a month I think "Honey nooo! They told you the field is lacking professionals to oversaturate the market! They're dumping wages through oversupply!" and then I smile and say "That's great! 🥲"

We should start calling anything unseasoned "the other White meat"

I think I would show this picture if my sister brought home a guy I don't like.
"Sorry, family full"

When you search for チャーシュー and have to deal with the consequences of a Chinese word being transliterated through Japanese Katakana into the Arabic alphabet but ALSO SOMETIMES DIRECTLY FROM CHINESE and first have no idea if this is the same dish because god please I just want to make soup

My headcanon is that you tell them you did it to impress the Witch Princess and they went "...honestly? Understandable"

"Here is my 20 page essay why based on data from 1000 high rank competitive games the build time of this late game unit should be 0.35s longer" -guy who gets bodied by the campaign AI

Importing it is such a pain because you can't put it in the hand baggage or other baggage, Japan Post also won't touch it because it's flammable, so you have to find SOMEONE who handles shit labeled as dangerous goods under the IATA

My sister is pinning a model right now and complaining that she can't get Tamiya 87097 putty here. I was in Japan in May! I told her for weeks to make a list of things she wants! "I didn't want to make you run errands on your vacation!" I LIKE BUYING GIFTS! 😂

Deerbits here on Bluesky is looking for work as a graphics designer. They might be able to help you with that.