Mikaeus TF
@signetsix.bsky.social
Part-time horsebutt learning to draw.
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I thought my diaper TF would end soon after the pail, but instead of using an incinerator like everyone else, this care center puts each month's yield of sagging pampies in a car-crusher to furnish their airtight time-out rooms.
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I thought my diaper TF would end soon after the pail, but instead of using an incinerator like everyone else, this care center puts each month's yield of sagging pampies in a car-crusher to furnish their airtight time-out rooms.
Most dragonslayers eventually start respawning as piles of ash, which has been a godsend for kitty-litter innovators.
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Most dragonslayers eventually start respawning as piles of ash, which has been a godsend for kitty-litter innovators.
A fun thing to do is cursing your new fleshlight to only become a fox again when they go 12 hours without a good fucking.
If resealing them morning and night doesn't satisfy you, you can just donate them to a frat house.
If resealing them morning and night doesn't satisfy you, you can just donate them to a frat house.
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A fun thing to do is cursing your new fleshlight to only become a fox again when they go 12 hours without a good fucking.
If resealing them morning and night doesn't satisfy you, you can just donate them to a frat house.
If resealing them morning and night doesn't satisfy you, you can just donate them to a frat house.
The macro district is rough, man. The place I was visiting had an emergency bunker, but the lack of stairs was a big vulnerability.
While we were on our way down during an alarm, the giant fennec was able to pry out the elevator, blast a god-awful fart directly into it, and seal the ten of us away.
While we were on our way down during an alarm, the giant fennec was able to pry out the elevator, blast a god-awful fart directly into it, and seal the ten of us away.
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The macro district is rough, man. The place I was visiting had an emergency bunker, but the lack of stairs was a big vulnerability.
While we were on our way down during an alarm, the giant fennec was able to pry out the elevator, blast a god-awful fart directly into it, and seal the ten of us away.
While we were on our way down during an alarm, the giant fennec was able to pry out the elevator, blast a god-awful fart directly into it, and seal the ten of us away.
I gave my buttplug a few weeks vacation for the holiday season, but I was getting a little horny so I had to shove @t0rnad0k1n9.bsky.social's gasmask up there instead. I was relatively careful, so I'm sure my sleepfarts will fade around August or so.
December 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I gave my buttplug a few weeks vacation for the holiday season, but I was getting a little horny so I had to shove @t0rnad0k1n9.bsky.social's gasmask up there instead. I was relatively careful, so I'm sure my sleepfarts will fade around August or so.
Welp, I turned @voidlingseraph.bsky.social into my rabbit's little feet a little while ago. The little guy's loving his new friend down there, and really hopping around like crazy.
December 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Welp, I turned @voidlingseraph.bsky.social into my rabbit's little feet a little while ago. The little guy's loving his new friend down there, and really hopping around like crazy.
You DEFINITELY don't wanna get fired from my medical startup, but we're a family here. You'll be fine.
December 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
You DEFINITELY don't wanna get fired from my medical startup, but we're a family here. You'll be fine.
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My boyfriend cast a succeptibility spell on me last night, and I woke up as his cat's butt! He seems really sad that I left without saying goodbye, so could someone please let him know what's going on?
December 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My boyfriend cast a succeptibility spell on me last night, and I woke up as his cat's butt! He seems really sad that I left without saying goodbye, so could someone please let him know what's going on?
Hecklers at the magic show do *not* get turned back.
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hecklers at the magic show do *not* get turned back.
Cognitive dissonance hurts. Because of this, shining a light onto my own doublethink is extremely helpful.
I don't like that light, either, though. Two ideas once bickered but got the job done, and now they do nothing. Ejected from the machine. It's worth it, but always feels like going backward.
I don't like that light, either, though. Two ideas once bickered but got the job done, and now they do nothing. Ejected from the machine. It's worth it, but always feels like going backward.
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cognitive dissonance hurts. Because of this, shining a light onto my own doublethink is extremely helpful.
I don't like that light, either, though. Two ideas once bickered but got the job done, and now they do nothing. Ejected from the machine. It's worth it, but always feels like going backward.
I don't like that light, either, though. Two ideas once bickered but got the job done, and now they do nothing. Ejected from the machine. It's worth it, but always feels like going backward.
Be careful telling a dragon to handle their flatulence. A whimpering barrel filled with dragon gas is a hard thing for anyone to rescue.
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Be careful telling a dragon to handle their flatulence. A whimpering barrel filled with dragon gas is a hard thing for anyone to rescue.
It's great to make it to heaven by unifying the kingdom, but you've pissed off so many paladins and necromancers that such an afterlife is like fifth in the queue.
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's great to make it to heaven by unifying the kingdom, but you've pissed off so many paladins and necromancers that such an afterlife is like fifth in the queue.
Anybody can listen to Pink Pony Club. I wanna be a musician so I can listen to 4'33".
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anybody can listen to Pink Pony Club. I wanna be a musician so I can listen to 4'33".
The family Labrador let out a fart so atrocious that a visiting paladin had to cast "Banish" to clear the air.
Your sister silently panics from the couch; your week of punishment for going in her room just became a *lot* longer.
Your sister silently panics from the couch; your week of punishment for going in her room just became a *lot* longer.
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
The family Labrador let out a fart so atrocious that a visiting paladin had to cast "Banish" to clear the air.
Your sister silently panics from the couch; your week of punishment for going in her room just became a *lot* longer.
Your sister silently panics from the couch; your week of punishment for going in her room just became a *lot* longer.
Been thinking about a cursed ring that quickly becomes a tattoo of itself once equipped, or better yet becomes an I.D. anklet on one of your new chocobo legs~
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Been thinking about a cursed ring that quickly becomes a tattoo of itself once equipped, or better yet becomes an I.D. anklet on one of your new chocobo legs~
Man, today's been annoying. My fox buddy got turned into a porta-potty at a big concert yesterday, and I've been strolling around with a sentience detector all morning.
Should be simple, right? HALF of these fucking things just have a balled-up nerd in the basin. It's gonna take all day, at LEAST.
Should be simple, right? HALF of these fucking things just have a balled-up nerd in the basin. It's gonna take all day, at LEAST.
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Man, today's been annoying. My fox buddy got turned into a porta-potty at a big concert yesterday, and I've been strolling around with a sentience detector all morning.
Should be simple, right? HALF of these fucking things just have a balled-up nerd in the basin. It's gonna take all day, at LEAST.
Should be simple, right? HALF of these fucking things just have a balled-up nerd in the basin. It's gonna take all day, at LEAST.
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If god turns you into a pillar of salt can I have a lick
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If god turns you into a pillar of salt can I have a lick
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so tempting to plunge your face straight straight between his cheeks but you have to abstain on principle bc it's holly tied to his tail instead of mistletoe
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
so tempting to plunge your face straight straight between his cheeks but you have to abstain on principle bc it's holly tied to his tail instead of mistletoe
Know your culture: The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms created ATF when they tried to rim an ass they were eating.
December 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Know your culture: The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms created ATF when they tried to rim an ass they were eating.
I love cursing people to reincarnate as a skunk's butthole or something. They might not care about cutting in line today, but oh boy are they gonna regret it in 60 years or so.
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I love cursing people to reincarnate as a skunk's butthole or something. They might not care about cutting in line today, but oh boy are they gonna regret it in 60 years or so.
"If you cum, it's permanent."
-me, epitaph
-me, epitaph
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"If you cum, it's permanent."
-me, epitaph
-me, epitaph
I'm really wondering what it would feel like to be in your 10th year as a horsebutt. You don't dream about having hands anymore, scrambling to hold your non-existent nose whenever the big guy lets out a hiss of gas, and you don't try to yell for help anymore. Nobody hears you.
You're just... home.
You're just... home.
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I'm really wondering what it would feel like to be in your 10th year as a horsebutt. You don't dream about having hands anymore, scrambling to hold your non-existent nose whenever the big guy lets out a hiss of gas, and you don't try to yell for help anymore. Nobody hears you.
You're just... home.
You're just... home.
Getting so permahorny for your new owner that your ref sheet just becomes this:
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Getting so permahorny for your new owner that your ref sheet just becomes this: