silentgarrett.bsky.social
@silentgarrett.bsky.social
Elon’s site is trying to convince me that pizza gate is real and Donald Trump just gave the greatest speech ever… so I thought I’d check in here and say hey i love y’all and it’s 100 degrees in Australia and I just ran away from a bin chicken okay have a nice day ur not missing anything on twitter
March 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
100 germans in this bierhall just screamed A MINORRR lol
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
thank you gothenburg
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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@silentgarrett.bsky.social is a bat, confirmed

Silent Planet absolutely slapped last night
January 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
crossing the English Channel
January 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Ima bring these photos of @silentgarrett.bsky.social over here because I think they’re dope

#silentplanet
November 27, 2024 at 12:12 AM
first sport tweet of my bluesky existence, but if the Niners don’t win today in Green Bay, i’m cancelling the whole state of Wisconsin and we are never playing there again
despite Milwaukee being one of the best cities on this tour
okay maybe I’m being a lil dramatic but i need a niner miracle y’all
November 25, 2024 at 12:10 AM
was on twitter, saw a Nazi post (daily occurrence) then realized i don’t owe those those cowards my time because they are too scared to say that shit in public.
so i figured i should make this place more of a habit. hello
November 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
spokane was amazing and stinky great times love y’all
November 24, 2024 at 9:37 AM
playing spokane tonight and planning to exclusively pronounce it “spo-cain” just to get the crowd riled up
November 24, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Favorite thing I ever created from my first Silent Planet show because Garrett is on this app now 🎉 @silentgarrett.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
i successfully didn’t get my head stuck in tdwp’s cryo cannon when i did my first spot on dez moines so that’s awesome
November 23, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Elon musk just suggested that everyone on this app is a pedophile, which is kinda weird because he bought twitter and made it a safe place for pedophilia, then used the site to help a pedophile conman become the next potus
so i guess it reminded me to check in on this better app and say hi luv yall!
November 23, 2024 at 8:33 AM
New thorny mmmm yeah
November 21, 2024 at 11:15 AM
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a little @silentgarrett.bsky.social moment for bsky 😌
November 20, 2024 at 12:34 AM
12/20 • Chain Reaction • - - - -
November 19, 2024 at 8:53 AM
chat, is this the moment Twitter peaked?
November 19, 2024 at 8:50 AM
i feel like saying all these spoilers because Elon musk doesn’t have his supple claws on my feed lol
November 19, 2024 at 8:31 AM
new song in December
November 19, 2024 at 8:30 AM
well i got cancelled on x for being “Nazi-phobic” so i am probably now relegated to this super unreasonable bubble where being a Nazi is generally considered a bad thing. you blue-haired, shins-listening, helvetica-tattoo-having oat milk latte drinkers with ambitions of building a co-op in PNW 😤
November 19, 2024 at 8:26 AM