Not trying to advocate for diet soda here because they don’t need my help in the soda industry and I think it’s all bad anyway but you keep posting this that doesn’t really support your case and also appears to be from Gemini so should immediately be dismissed anyway.

Easy: just have a character say “Somehow 007 Returned”

Obviously, this is ghoulish and disgustingly greedy. But it’s also just lame and tacky even without the amorality. Somehow tasteless but also in bad taste.

Well that’ll be an easy one to fix

Oof

My man needs a safe space.

The only thing more exciting than staying in. Your current position is staying in your current position in voluntarily taking a pay cut!!

Wow, this platform actually does something about situations like this? Impressive!