Newsstand Owner: Why do you purchase a paper every day just glance at the first page and then put it back?

Elderly Gent: I just look for an Obituary

Newsstand Owner: Obituaries aren't on the front page...

Elderly Gent: The one I'm looking for will be....

Anyone who brings up NATO expansion or territorial concessions should first explain why the russians brought:
- 40K body bags
- mobile crematoriums
- instructions for digging mass graves
to an invasion where they expected so little resistance or casualties they also brought parade uniforms.

Usyk!!!

Ukrainian boxing legend (and brother of Kyiv's mayor) Wladimir Klitschko responds to Joe Rogan...

There is a metaphor here somewhere