Mikael Garret Hawke
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Mikael Garret Hawke
@sillyhawke.bsky.social
not only have i been through hell, they also named me it's champion!

happily 💍 to https://bsky.app/profile/lyriumwraith.bsky.social

[art of my hawke by beasnake on twt]
[rp/silly account for my hawke. main: https://bsky.app/profile/simsby.bsky.social ]
*he's grinning. there's no stopping him now as he makes grand, sweeping gestures to go with the song*

Magic proof booties, go ahead and lock me up! Arrest me! But make it sexy! Arrest me! But make it sexyyyy! We'll meet in the back of your office and we'll start a verbal flirtation ~
January 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
*chuckles and kicks the door shut behind him as he clears his throat, he's not even going to argue. instead --- he starts singing*

Is that a sword in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Putting the short in shorty, you look like you wanna arrest me -- Templar cutie, cute and and on duty ~
January 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
*rushes in and grins* Cullen!
January 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Oh, there's two more of me? I think Fenris might have a heart attack.
January 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh, Sebastian! Welcome! You wanna join my malewife squad?
January 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I will make a list. You do not need to be a dude who is attracted to ladies to join. (Gotta respect them tho.) Malewife nation arise
January 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
We drink respect women juice three times a day and have weekly meet ups to support each other.
January 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
//not meant in a shippy way i promisssseeee
January 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Awww, don't be like that! You'll give yourself a heart attack at this rate.
January 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cullen! It's been far too long
December 31, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Sixteen, now! She's growing so fast!
December 31, 2024 at 8:21 PM
That would be hair of the dog and... from personal experience not recommended once already hungover. I'm talking a very big, greasy double bacon cheese burger, extra fries, and bunch of water and tylenol.
December 30, 2024 at 7:48 PM
I can offer the signature Hawke Hangover Cure if you want it?
December 30, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Yes I do
December 30, 2024 at 4:57 AM
No, you don't.
December 30, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Never.
December 30, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Knew it.
December 30, 2024 at 4:24 AM
You'll find out soon enough.
December 30, 2024 at 4:12 AM
*holds up a video game controller and presses X to doubt*
December 30, 2024 at 4:06 AM