Mike Bealing
@sillytees.bsky.social
Vendor of T-shirts, drinker of Gin, eater of curry, watcher of Cricket, Rugby & Movies. Typer of Typos. Hater of Brexit. #FBPE Fat, Bald & Woke. My photos available at https://dealpix.picfair.com. Buy shirts posted here are at https://bit.ly/4gPFsGc
“No, Dud, you know WOT you’ve dun there?”
‘No Pete’
“You ‘ave confused the FIFA Peace Prize with the FIFA PISS Prize.”
‘Have I, Pete?’
“Yes. The FIFA Peace Prize is awarded to those who contribute to world Peace. Whereas the PISS Prize goes to them wot are full of PISS. He has won the PISS prize.
‘No Pete’
“You ‘ave confused the FIFA Peace Prize with the FIFA PISS Prize.”
‘Have I, Pete?’
“Yes. The FIFA Peace Prize is awarded to those who contribute to world Peace. Whereas the PISS Prize goes to them wot are full of PISS. He has won the PISS prize.
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“No, Dud, you know WOT you’ve dun there?”
‘No Pete’
“You ‘ave confused the FIFA Peace Prize with the FIFA PISS Prize.”
‘Have I, Pete?’
“Yes. The FIFA Peace Prize is awarded to those who contribute to world Peace. Whereas the PISS Prize goes to them wot are full of PISS. He has won the PISS prize.
‘No Pete’
“You ‘ave confused the FIFA Peace Prize with the FIFA PISS Prize.”
‘Have I, Pete?’
“Yes. The FIFA Peace Prize is awarded to those who contribute to world Peace. Whereas the PISS Prize goes to them wot are full of PISS. He has won the PISS prize.
Who’s up for old movie bingeing ??
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Who’s up for old movie bingeing ??
There some mean, bad mEtherfEckers out there. Dress accordingly. #Gangsters #Crooks #Mafia #Godfather #Villains tees by Sillytees. LINK ON MY PROFILE
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
There some mean, bad mEtherfEckers out there. Dress accordingly. #Gangsters #Crooks #Mafia #Godfather #Villains tees by Sillytees. LINK ON MY PROFILE
I’m so excited I’m not gonna sleep tonight. It’s always the same on Fuck Fascist Farage Follow Back Friday -Eve. #FFFFBF. TEES BY Sillytees.
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I’m so excited I’m not gonna sleep tonight. It’s always the same on Fuck Fascist Farage Follow Back Friday -Eve. #FFFFBF. TEES BY Sillytees.
Good evening. Here are the votes of the Ireland, Spain, the Netherlands and Slovenia Juries: Eurovision and the European Broadcasting Union: Nul Points. #SupportPalestine
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Good evening. Here are the votes of the Ireland, Spain, the Netherlands and Slovenia Juries: Eurovision and the European Broadcasting Union: Nul Points. #SupportPalestine
“Thank you please! Now give order! The committee have received notice that Bernard Manning has refused to appear on tonight’s bill as he’s heard Nigel Farage is also on it.”
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Thank you please! Now give order! The committee have received notice that Bernard Manning has refused to appear on tonight’s bill as he’s heard Nigel Farage is also on it.”
Tees by Sillytees.
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Tees by Sillytees.
Cos we may not
Be the Young Ones
Very long
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Be the Young Ones
Very long
#TheYoungOnes #RikMayall tees by Sillytees LINK ON MY PROFILE
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Cos we may not
Be the Young Ones
Very long
#TheYoungOnes #RikMayall tees by Sillytees LINK ON MY PROFILE
Be the Young Ones
Very long
#TheYoungOnes #RikMayall tees by Sillytees LINK ON MY PROFILE
So that advice I gave to Zak Crawley seems to have done the trick, just like it did with Ben Earl.
If anyone is in touch with the Charlton Athletic back four I am available for consultation at a very competitive price.
If anyone is in touch with the Charlton Athletic back four I am available for consultation at a very competitive price.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So that advice I gave to Zak Crawley seems to have done the trick, just like it did with Ben Earl.
If anyone is in touch with the Charlton Athletic back four I am available for consultation at a very competitive price.
If anyone is in touch with the Charlton Athletic back four I am available for consultation at a very competitive price.
Nasty Nigel Faracist and Vlad the Invader really are a Gruesome Twosome.
#FuckFarage #FuckPutin #FuskFascism.
#FuckFarage #FuckPutin #FuskFascism.
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Nasty Nigel Faracist and Vlad the Invader really are a Gruesome Twosome.
#FuckFarage #FuckPutin #FuskFascism.
#FuckFarage #FuckPutin #FuskFascism.
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 AM
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m sure you’ll all be delighted to know that the 3 Wise Mice, the Shepherds, Mary, Joseph and the baby Cheesus have returned again this year to the manger, just on top of the shoe rack in the hall.
As I’ve said before, we’re the most religious family in the land.
As I’ve said before, we’re the most religious family in the land.
December 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m sure you’ll all be delighted to know that the 3 Wise Mice, the Shepherds, Mary, Joseph and the baby Cheesus have returned again this year to the manger, just on top of the shoe rack in the hall.
As I’ve said before, we’re the most religious family in the land.
As I’ve said before, we’re the most religious family in the land.
Nigel and Vladimir. What a lovely couple they make.
Or answer B: What a Gruesome Twosome they are. .
#FuckFarage #FuckPutin #GruesomeTwosome
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Or answer B: What a Gruesome Twosome they are. .
#FuckFarage #FuckPutin #GruesomeTwosome
Tees by Sillytees
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Nigel and Vladimir. What a lovely couple they make.
Or answer B: What a Gruesome Twosome they are. .
#FuckFarage #FuckPutin #GruesomeTwosome
Tees by Sillytees
Or answer B: What a Gruesome Twosome they are. .
#FuckFarage #FuckPutin #GruesomeTwosome
Tees by Sillytees
Well if my old man was alive today, this would totally freak him out. How would you explain Ai to a bloke born in 1930 ? Email did his head in. Anyway, here’s something I sort of made in about ten minutes. Too American for my taste, but hopefully I can find a fat bald cockney Bot next time.
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Well if my old man was alive today, this would totally freak him out. How would you explain Ai to a bloke born in 1930 ? Email did his head in. Anyway, here’s something I sort of made in about ten minutes. Too American for my taste, but hopefully I can find a fat bald cockney Bot next time.
What how you get home tonight.
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 AM
What how you get home tonight.
The Boys to Entertain You.
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December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Boys to Entertain You.
Tees by Sillytees.
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The Witchsmeller Pursuivant has appeared, straight from his brilliant work in Taunton. Imagine that - every single person having an affair with the same duck!
#BlackAdder #TheBlackAdder Tees by Sillytees
#BlackAdder #TheBlackAdder Tees by Sillytees
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The Witchsmeller Pursuivant has appeared, straight from his brilliant work in Taunton. Imagine that - every single person having an affair with the same duck!
#BlackAdder #TheBlackAdder Tees by Sillytees
#BlackAdder #TheBlackAdder Tees by Sillytees
(To be read in your best Morgan Freeman voice)
"Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Which is handy because they released him by mistake, 17 years before his sentence was due to end."
#TheLammyRedemption
"Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Which is handy because they released him by mistake, 17 years before his sentence was due to end."
#TheLammyRedemption
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
(To be read in your best Morgan Freeman voice)
"Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Which is handy because they released him by mistake, 17 years before his sentence was due to end."
#TheLammyRedemption
"Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Which is handy because they released him by mistake, 17 years before his sentence was due to end."
#TheLammyRedemption
Say no to Nigel Faracist. Rock Against Reform tees by Sillytees.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Say no to Nigel Faracist. Rock Against Reform tees by Sillytees.
LINK ON MY PROFILE
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“That’s just what Jesus said Sir!”
#LifeofBrian Tees by Sillytees (gettem while they’re ’ot, they’re lovely”
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#LifeofBrian Tees by Sillytees (gettem while they’re ’ot, they’re lovely”
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December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“That’s just what Jesus said Sir!”
#LifeofBrian Tees by Sillytees (gettem while they’re ’ot, they’re lovely”
LINK ON MY PROFILE.
#LifeofBrian Tees by Sillytees (gettem while they’re ’ot, they’re lovely”
LINK ON MY PROFILE.