I wish Ted Lasso wasn’t only on Apple TV, because I really think it’s one of the greatest shows out there. I think everyone should watch it. Has great pacing, perfect jokes, the lessons that the characters learn are just incredible. #tedlasso

Does my face look like it’s in the mood for shaped based jokes?- Roy Kent

Recently said “I only cry sometimes but that’s because my tear ducts are close to my vagina”

Sam said Ben was talking about an ikea dolphin…why do I think Ben was actually talking about Blåhaj the shark #iykyk #jetlagthegame jk, I just think it’s funny.

I would let Madame Morrible step on me