Sillonious
@sillyz.computer
i walk on stage and showcase a piece of paper that fits in your pocket and can be stuck to anything to become everything.
The most asinine thing I’ve seen Claude say is that the React performance bug I’m pointing out is a css performance issue
Well done whoever trained this. You win.
We’re cooked, kids, gg, tech bros won, time to turn the internet off for good now.
Well done whoever trained this. You win.
We’re cooked, kids, gg, tech bros won, time to turn the internet off for good now.
December 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The most asinine thing I’ve seen Claude say is that the React performance bug I’m pointing out is a css performance issue
Well done whoever trained this. You win.
We’re cooked, kids, gg, tech bros won, time to turn the internet off for good now.
Well done whoever trained this. You win.
We’re cooked, kids, gg, tech bros won, time to turn the internet off for good now.
Grok would have an extensive list of daycares
Trump guys on Twitter are using Grok to “hunt” daycares in their nearest city to see if there are kids in them and, if there are, if they’re Somali.
This is so fucking dangerous.
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Grok would have an extensive list of daycares
We’re in a bad timeline in The Lathe of Heaven right now
So like, is this the estate that owns Ursula K. Le Guins memory?
Are they doing brand collabs?
Are they using ai?
Are they just marketing to make sure her books still sell?
Please, when I’m dead, scrub me from the tubes.
I’ll haunt.
So like, is this the estate that owns Ursula K. Le Guins memory?
Are they doing brand collabs?
Are they using ai?
Are they just marketing to make sure her books still sell?
Please, when I’m dead, scrub me from the tubes.
I’ll haunt.
Holdup, this kind of account really needs some sort of clear [Deceased Author] tag. We shouldn’t normalize posting under the name of a dead author without some very clear THIS IS A MEMORIAL ACCOUNT disclaimer.
At the very least change the name to something like ‘Ursula K. Le Guin (in memoriam)’ 🙏
At the very least change the name to something like ‘Ursula K. Le Guin (in memoriam)’ 🙏
We see what you did there, Pluribus.
December 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
We’re in a bad timeline in The Lathe of Heaven right now
So like, is this the estate that owns Ursula K. Le Guins memory?
Are they doing brand collabs?
Are they using ai?
Are they just marketing to make sure her books still sell?
Please, when I’m dead, scrub me from the tubes.
I’ll haunt.
So like, is this the estate that owns Ursula K. Le Guins memory?
Are they doing brand collabs?
Are they using ai?
Are they just marketing to make sure her books still sell?
Please, when I’m dead, scrub me from the tubes.
I’ll haunt.
It sounds somewhat silly, time is a gift of the elves
On paper as finite as self
December 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It sounds somewhat silly, time is a gift of the elves
On paper as finite as self
She’s throwing a concert that fits in her pocket
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It sounds somewhat silly, time is a gift of the elves
On paper as finite as self
She’s throwing a concert that fits in her pocket
Assuming the jester for heightened bemusement, she rang
December 28, 2025 at 8:42 AM
On paper as finite as self
She’s throwing a concert that fits in her pocket
Assuming the jester for heightened bemusement, she rang
It started unkindly, the realms sent war to her
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
She’s throwing a concert that fits in her pocket
Assuming the jester for heightened bemusement, she rang
It started unkindly, the realms sent war to her
A story unfolded as it was tolded, a bardly dulcimer
December 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Assuming the jester for heightened bemusement, she rang
It started unkindly, the realms sent war to her
A story unfolded as it was tolded, a bardly dulcimer
That water flows upwards and downwards at once
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
It started unkindly, the realms sent war to her
A story unfolded as it was tolded, a bardly dulcimer
That water flows upwards and downwards at once
While time is adjacent to space ever so nascent
December 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A story unfolded as it was tolded, a bardly dulcimer
That water flows upwards and downwards at once
While time is adjacent to space ever so nascent
Now Alph is a river that slips as it slithers
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
That water flows upwards and downwards at once
While time is adjacent to space ever so nascent
Now Alph is a river that slips as it slithers
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan and Kubla Khan found Alph
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
While time is adjacent to space ever so nascent
Now Alph is a river that slips as it slithers
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan and Kubla Khan found Alph
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Now Alph is a river that slips as it slithers
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan and Kubla Khan found Alph
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 AM
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan and Kubla Khan found Alph
This was 100% a negation of
“What’s the price where Mark isn’t the one to sing?”
“What’s the price where Mark isn’t the one to sing?”
I’m not mad about the 8 billion.
I’m mad about the not testifying.
People deserve to know how inter connected Epstein and Cambridge Anakytica are.
He was still alive and very much into ai which
Ding ding ding ding
I’m mad about the not testifying.
People deserve to know how inter connected Epstein and Cambridge Anakytica are.
He was still alive and very much into ai which
Ding ding ding ding
“They trust me. Dumb fucks.”
December 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This was 100% a negation of
“What’s the price where Mark isn’t the one to sing?”
“What’s the price where Mark isn’t the one to sing?”
I’m not mad about the 8 billion.
I’m mad about the not testifying.
People deserve to know how inter connected Epstein and Cambridge Anakytica are.
He was still alive and very much into ai which
Ding ding ding ding
I’m mad about the not testifying.
People deserve to know how inter connected Epstein and Cambridge Anakytica are.
He was still alive and very much into ai which
Ding ding ding ding
“They trust me. Dumb fucks.”
This will go down as
“USA sold for 8 billion dollars”
“USA sold for 8 billion dollars”
December 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m not mad about the 8 billion.
I’m mad about the not testifying.
People deserve to know how inter connected Epstein and Cambridge Anakytica are.
He was still alive and very much into ai which
Ding ding ding ding
I’m mad about the not testifying.
People deserve to know how inter connected Epstein and Cambridge Anakytica are.
He was still alive and very much into ai which
Ding ding ding ding
“They trust me. Dumb fucks.”
This will go down as
“USA sold for 8 billion dollars”
“USA sold for 8 billion dollars”
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“They trust me. Dumb fucks.”
This will go down as
“USA sold for 8 billion dollars”
“USA sold for 8 billion dollars”
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying www.france24.com/en/americas/... @carolecadwalla.bsky.social
Zuckerberg settles $8 billion lawsuit over Cambridge Analytica scandal, avoids testifying
Mark Zuckerberg and current and former Meta executives agreed on Thursday to settle a $8 billion shareholder lawsuit alleging the company’s directors failed to prevent billions of dollars in fines and...
www.france24.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This will go down as
“USA sold for 8 billion dollars”
“USA sold for 8 billion dollars”
I look like a fun killer at times
if you look at when I stand up, it’s always against people punching down
Like, I see more people on Bluesky complaining about activity pub than about Peter Thiel.
Only one of these is actually a problem, the other is a group of people demonized by said problem.
if you look at when I stand up, it’s always against people punching down
Like, I see more people on Bluesky complaining about activity pub than about Peter Thiel.
Only one of these is actually a problem, the other is a group of people demonized by said problem.
December 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I look like a fun killer at times
if you look at when I stand up, it’s always against people punching down
Like, I see more people on Bluesky complaining about activity pub than about Peter Thiel.
Only one of these is actually a problem, the other is a group of people demonized by said problem.
if you look at when I stand up, it’s always against people punching down
Like, I see more people on Bluesky complaining about activity pub than about Peter Thiel.
Only one of these is actually a problem, the other is a group of people demonized by said problem.
One of the longest running story arcs of why I call my narrative engine “plan98” is to attract the OG Bell Labs creatives that are equally as not okay as me.
This will be an important plot point later. For now, pin this.
This will be an important plot point later. For now, pin this.
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
One of the longest running story arcs of why I call my narrative engine “plan98” is to attract the OG Bell Labs creatives that are equally as not okay as me.
This will be an important plot point later. For now, pin this.
This will be an important plot point later. For now, pin this.
Before sillyz I only ever posted technically accurate information
But now I make technically accurate jokes without killing the magic and there’s a logical reason I made this switch
I talked to people and serious computers are cooked as the kids say
They just want escapism with boundless reality.
But now I make technically accurate jokes without killing the magic and there’s a logical reason I made this switch
I talked to people and serious computers are cooked as the kids say
They just want escapism with boundless reality.
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Before sillyz I only ever posted technically accurate information
But now I make technically accurate jokes without killing the magic and there’s a logical reason I made this switch
I talked to people and serious computers are cooked as the kids say
They just want escapism with boundless reality.
But now I make technically accurate jokes without killing the magic and there’s a logical reason I made this switch
I talked to people and serious computers are cooked as the kids say
They just want escapism with boundless reality.
Sillyz is particularly funny to me because
Anyone can run it
But by doing so, they’ll prove me right on architecture
And nobody in power today wants me to be right
In the vein of not separating the art from the artist, I codified myself as elves and it is clear their DNA is unique to other code
Anyone can run it
But by doing so, they’ll prove me right on architecture
And nobody in power today wants me to be right
In the vein of not separating the art from the artist, I codified myself as elves and it is clear their DNA is unique to other code
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Sillyz is particularly funny to me because
Anyone can run it
But by doing so, they’ll prove me right on architecture
And nobody in power today wants me to be right
In the vein of not separating the art from the artist, I codified myself as elves and it is clear their DNA is unique to other code
Anyone can run it
But by doing so, they’ll prove me right on architecture
And nobody in power today wants me to be right
In the vein of not separating the art from the artist, I codified myself as elves and it is clear their DNA is unique to other code
One of my favorite jokes about sillyz.computer is to say that it’s “better than emacs”
And it’s annoying because it’s poignant.
I really don’t need to elaborate, but no one wants to go down feature by feature to prove me wrong
I wrote it on arch using vim btw
And it’s annoying because it’s poignant.
I really don’t need to elaborate, but no one wants to go down feature by feature to prove me wrong
I wrote it on arch using vim btw
sillyz.computer
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One of my favorite jokes about sillyz.computer is to say that it’s “better than emacs”
And it’s annoying because it’s poignant.
I really don’t need to elaborate, but no one wants to go down feature by feature to prove me wrong
I wrote it on arch using vim btw
And it’s annoying because it’s poignant.
I really don’t need to elaborate, but no one wants to go down feature by feature to prove me wrong
I wrote it on arch using vim btw
The question of 2026 will be how to post content online protesting a data center without using a data center
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
The question of 2026 will be how to post content online protesting a data center without using a data center