[Watched by @orboftherealm.bsky.social]
Guess not! So nice work now there’s only one serpent left… but don’t worry, she’s pregnant! 🥰
Bye 👋
Guess not! So nice work now there’s only one serpent left… but don’t worry, she’s pregnant! 🥰
Bye 👋
Cruor sussuro
Vitae perditum
Cruor sussuro
Vitae perditum
If you’re experiencing any perceived hardships related to our recent ecological preservation project — keep it to yourself! No one wants to hear it! Stop being a baby! It’s pathetic! I hope you get ripped apart! 🤫
If you’re experiencing any perceived hardships related to our recent ecological preservation project — keep it to yourself! No one wants to hear it! Stop being a baby! It’s pathetic! I hope you get ripped apart! 🤫
But now that they’re almost done you all see how nice it is! You can row your little boats to each others’ hovels for a visit! Go for a swim!
It’s a special time, and pretty soon you’ll have more company out on the waterways 🥰
But now that they’re almost done you all see how nice it is! You can row your little boats to each others’ hovels for a visit! Go for a swim!
It’s a special time, and pretty soon you’ll have more company out on the waterways 🥰
1. Sea Serpents existed before trees!
2. Sea Serpents can’t make their own blood — they have to get it from other places!
3. Contrary to popular belief Sea Serpents can move quickly on land for short distances, as long as they have blood!
Thank you for reading ☺️
1. Sea Serpents existed before trees!
2. Sea Serpents can’t make their own blood — they have to get it from other places!
3. Contrary to popular belief Sea Serpents can move quickly on land for short distances, as long as they have blood!
Thank you for reading ☺️
But I am NOT a dictator! Town halls will be doubled so will now occur EVERY week; just in case these (exciting!) new changes raise any concerns.
We bear witness to the dawn of a new era of coexistence! 🧍🏻🤝🐍
But I am NOT a dictator! Town halls will be doubled so will now occur EVERY week; just in case these (exciting!) new changes raise any concerns.
We bear witness to the dawn of a new era of coexistence! 🧍🏻🤝🐍
I can’t wait to share this precious gift with the rest of the world 🥹🌐🎁
I can’t wait to share this precious gift with the rest of the world 🥹🌐🎁
While I do not appreciate some of the “rustic” language you’re using to express yourselves, I do now understand how important your beans and your corns are to your culture.
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While I do not appreciate some of the “rustic” language you’re using to express yourselves, I do now understand how important your beans and your corns are to your culture.
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The Council will discuss your concerns at the next caucus.
The Council will discuss your concerns at the next caucus.
I agree that limbs are important but more important than bread?
I agree that limbs are important but more important than bread?
It’s amazing what can be accomplished when the right person puts her mind to it!
Yes forebears you will have your wishes granted but first there is other work to be done!
It’s amazing what can be accomplished when the right person puts her mind to it!
Yes forebears you will have your wishes granted but first there is other work to be done!
Use of Magic is Hereby Permitted 🪄
Use of Magic is Hereby Permitted 🪄
But my ancestors (who maybe I remind you formed this Council!) are very unhappy with how things have been run over the past 500 years. 😡
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But my ancestors (who maybe I remind you formed this Council!) are very unhappy with how things have been run over the past 500 years. 😡
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Druid Nancy: —
King Tannis: Silusa
The White Warlock: —
Spectra: Silusa
Silusa the Sorceress: Spectra
̶̱͚̗͌͊(̸͔̠͇̟̓̃̉/̵̖̣͈̬́͘͝ͅ“̵̺̱̎̐̔̕̚;̴̱͍͓̅̓̆”̶̟̦̬̜̐̅̂͝(̷͇͍̉̚!̷̖̥̒̉͗̊̊ͅ’̶̠̦͒͋̓͗t̸̨̲͉̒͘̕͠k̵̲͖̔̐l̶͔̰̱̙̗̀̈͑̏́l̸̡̦̥̘̈̐̕s̶̖̥͛̈́̔ḽ̸̋̓̓͐̀: Spoiled Ballot
The Magnificent Eduardo: The Magnificent Eduardo
The Elementals: —
Barnaby Filtch: Silusa
Druid Nancy: —
King Tannis: Silusa
The White Warlock: —
Spectra: Silusa
Silusa the Sorceress: Spectra
̶̱͚̗͌͊(̸͔̠͇̟̓̃̉/̵̖̣͈̬́͘͝ͅ“̵̺̱̎̐̔̕̚;̴̱͍͓̅̓̆”̶̟̦̬̜̐̅̂͝(̷͇͍̉̚!̷̖̥̒̉͗̊̊ͅ’̶̠̦͒͋̓͗t̸̨̲͉̒͘̕͠k̵̲͖̔̐l̶͔̰̱̙̗̀̈͑̏́l̸̡̦̥̘̈̐̕s̶̖̥͛̈́̔ḽ̸̋̓̓͐̀: Spoiled Ballot
The Magnificent Eduardo: The Magnificent Eduardo
The Elementals: —
Barnaby Filtch: Silusa
You are hereby sentenced to 2000 years in The Prism.
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You are hereby sentenced to 2000 years in The Prism.
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As stated in the charter, abandoning council mid-session is interpreted as resignation. So tomorrow we shall require a new HoC!
What say this time we elect someone with a modicum of pedigree?
MEETING ADJOURNED! 🔨
As stated in the charter, abandoning council mid-session is interpreted as resignation. So tomorrow we shall require a new HoC!
What say this time we elect someone with a modicum of pedigree?
MEETING ADJOURNED! 🔨
@mervastra.bsky.social shouted, "SCOOTCHY!"
The hat, now at the threshold of the door, stopped.
This servant (maybe a cleaner?) then said, "COME HERE" in a surprisingly authoritative voice. Based on his robes maybe he's a roofer.
Now the hat is moving to him...
@mervastra.bsky.social shouted, "SCOOTCHY!"
The hat, now at the threshold of the door, stopped.
This servant (maybe a cleaner?) then said, "COME HERE" in a surprisingly authoritative voice. Based on his robes maybe he's a roofer.
Now the hat is moving to him...
@mervastra.bsky.social, a lowly peon, maybe? He's barged in a side door. He's initiated a 'sweep', using an enchanted broom.
Council members seem mildly annoyed but @abigailgrunewald.bsky.social is enraged.
She's seeking help..
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In the best interest of the Council of Wizards, I will be initiating a sweep of the Council chambers momentarily.
Do not panic! @druidnancy.bsky.social @silusa.bsky.social i am looking for your support on this!!
@mervastra.bsky.social, a lowly peon, maybe? He's barged in a side door. He's initiated a 'sweep', using an enchanted broom.
Council members seem mildly annoyed but @abigailgrunewald.bsky.social is enraged.
She's seeking help..
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Spectra was the obvious choice, she has 800 years of experience. It's baffling!
I'm very busy with my eco-philanthropy project so I can't be here for every little decision
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Spectra was the obvious choice, she has 800 years of experience. It's baffling!
I'm very busy with my eco-philanthropy project so I can't be here for every little decision
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But, things are looking up! We have learned that in addition to eating people, sea serpents also consume a lot of fish and even giant sentient octopaddles!
Our heroic volunteer was able to shout this info from the creature's gaping maw!
😀
But, things are looking up! We have learned that in addition to eating people, sea serpents also consume a lot of fish and even giant sentient octopaddles!
Our heroic volunteer was able to shout this info from the creature's gaping maw!
😀
Donate today to Project Sea Serpent!
Donate today to Project Sea Serpent!
Seems all they're interested in is catching fish! And their dead friends the serpent ate!
Seems all they're interested in is catching fish! And their dead friends the serpent ate!