Silusa the Sorceress
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Silusa the Sorceress
@silusa.bsky.social
High Sorceress. Honored Member of the High Council of Wizards. Founder of Project Sea Serpent, dedicated to sea serpent conservation and protection.

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All I ever wanted was for my beloved sea serpents to have nice comfortable fulfilling lives at the expense of the miserable dirty villagers who I don’t think are worth very much! Is that ok?!?!

Guess not! So nice work now there’s only one serpent left… but don’t worry, she’s pregnant! 🥰

Bye 👋
April 28, 2025 at 7:41 AM
What have they done to you my babies???!!!! Here let me help ❤️

Cruor sussuro
Vitae perditum
April 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Council has been receiving more complaints lately from disgruntled villagers 🙄

If you’re experiencing any perceived hardships related to our recent ecological preservation project — keep it to yourself! No one wants to hear it! Stop being a baby! It’s pathetic! I hope you get ripped apart! 🤫
April 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I acknowledge that at first people were very upset about my canals.

But now that they’re almost done you all see how nice it is! You can row your little boats to each others’ hovels for a visit! Go for a swim!

It’s a special time, and pretty soon you’ll have more company out on the waterways 🥰
March 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
🐍SEA SERPENT FUN FACTS!🐍

1. Sea Serpents existed before trees!

2. Sea Serpents can’t make their own blood — they have to get it from other places!

3. Contrary to popular belief Sea Serpents can move quickly on land for short distances, as long as they have blood!

Thank you for reading ☺️
March 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
PSA: Very soon you’ll notice some big changes in how your towns operate.

But I am NOT a dictator! Town halls will be doubled so will now occur EVERY week; just in case these (exciting!) new changes raise any concerns.

We bear witness to the dawn of a new era of coexistence! 🧍🏻🤝🐍
March 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The hogworms are making such incredible progress — at this rate they’ll be done by Lyra!!

I can’t wait to share this precious gift with the rest of the world 🥹🌐🎁
March 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I continue to receive alarmingly aggressive messages about the progress of the hogworms.

While I do not appreciate some of the “rustic” language you’re using to express yourselves, I do now understand how important your beans and your corns are to your culture.

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February 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
For those of you mad about the digging happening on your property: we hear you.

The Council will discuss your concerns at the next caucus.
February 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Labourers are so entitled these days!

I agree that limbs are important but more important than bread?
February 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The work has begun! Soon enough our fair friends of the sea will no longer be treated as second class citizens! I can’t wait to see their smiling faces!! 🌊🐍🌊😌
February 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This council planning session is going “swimmingly” 😌

It’s amazing what can be accomplished when the right person puts her mind to it!

Yes forebears you will have your wishes granted but first there is other work to be done!
February 6, 2025 at 7:47 AM
January 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
My first act as HoC, by Executive Order:

Use of Magic is Hereby Permitted 🪄
January 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I have always avoided becoming HoC, as I'm very busy with my ecological philanthropy.

But my ancestors (who maybe I remind you formed this Council!) are very unhappy with how things have been run over the past 500 years. 😡

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January 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
“Interim HoC” Voting Results:

Druid Nancy: —
King Tannis: Silusa
The White Warlock: —
Spectra: Silusa
Silusa the Sorceress: Spectra

̶̱͚̗͌͊(̸͔̠͇̟̓̃̉/̵̖̣͈̬́͘͝ͅ“̵̺̱̎̐̔̕̚;̴̱͍͓̅̓̆”̶̟̦̬̜̐̅̂͝(̷͇͍̉̚!̷̖̥̒̉͗̊̊ͅ’̶̠̦͒͋̓͗t̸̨̲͉̒͘̕͠k̵̲͖̔̐l̶͔̰̱̙̗̀̈͑̏́l̸̡̦̥̘̈̐̕s̶̖̥͛̈́̔ḽ̸̋̓̓͐̀: Spoiled Ballot

The Magnificent Eduardo: The Magnificent Eduardo
The Elementals: —
Barnaby Filtch: Silusa
January 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@mervastra.bsky.social It took me a full day to figure out who you are but I’m so glad to finally connect!

You are hereby sentenced to 2000 years in The Prism.

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January 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The weird foreign girl just… wandered off? 🤷

As stated in the charter, abandoning council mid-session is interpreted as resignation. So tomorrow we shall require a new HoC!

What say this time we elect someone with a modicum of pedigree?

MEETING ADJOURNED! 🔨
January 22, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Wait, there's more.

@mervastra.bsky.social shouted, "SCOOTCHY!"

The hat, now at the threshold of the door, stopped.

This servant (maybe a cleaner?) then said, "COME HERE" in a surprisingly authoritative voice. Based on his robes maybe he's a roofer.

Now the hat is moving to him...
January 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I'm watching a strange scene unfold. A very odd scene indeed.

@mervastra.bsky.social, a lowly peon, maybe? He's barged in a side door. He's initiated a 'sweep', using an enchanted broom.

Council members seem mildly annoyed but @abigailgrunewald.bsky.social is enraged.
She's seeking help..

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I have credible information that the Council chambers have been bugged.

In the best interest of the Council of Wizards, I will be initiating a sweep of the Council chambers momentarily.

Do not panic! @druidnancy.bsky.social @silusa.bsky.social i am looking for your support on this!!
January 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
How long have we been reviewing the agenda?? Feels like @abigailgrunewald.bsky.social has been doing this for days!
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
@druidnancy.bsky.social I finally found some time to meet with this new interim Head of Council -- why is she in charge?

Spectra was the obvious choice, she has 800 years of experience. It's baffling!

I'm very busy with my eco-philanthropy project so I can't be here for every little decision

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January 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Today, we lost another volunteer 😔

But, things are looking up! We have learned that in addition to eating people, sea serpents also consume a lot of fish and even giant sentient octopaddles!

Our heroic volunteer was able to shout this info from the creature's gaping maw!
😀
January 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Our volunteers help us increase awareness of the valuable role sea serpents play and help us gather more on-the-water information about them.

Donate today to Project Sea Serpent!
January 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It's so hard to connect with fishermen on the issue of sea serpent conservation.

Seems all they're interested in is catching fish! And their dead friends the serpent ate!
January 10, 2025 at 6:35 AM