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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ 𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚 .ᐟ.ᐣ 𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 .ᐣ.ᐟ ── .✦ ˋ°•*⁀➷

#SonicRP | #MVRP | ⌞𝑮𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆⌝

Crossover + OC Friendly | MDNI | Multi-Ship | ENG | (N)SFW

🖋️ : http://Amy 🌸
*SLAM.*

OUuUUUUUuUGGHh!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I GOT MY PENIS STUCK IN A CAR DOOR.
February 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
February 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Someone jealous?
February 8, 2026 at 6:58 PM
❝ Awh, man! Are you kidding!? I'm STARVING! I could eat somebody right about now — Nnnnot, literally of course. I'm not that moebian, or whatever her name was. ❞
February 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Anytime, my man.
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Goodness gracious, there's alot of squirrel here to look at and at this rate — he HAS to be violating some form of her privacy.

A little turn finds his way and his gaze alerts to a nearby window — where a sunset cascades over evergreen trees as far as the eye could see.

❝ . . Glad I could help. ❞
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Amy 🌸

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT. BECAUSE I'M ALL DOWN FOR WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE. ITS JUST MORE FOR HIM TO HOLD ONTO ‼️‼️‼️
February 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
. . . ?

His eyes peer down and —

HOLY CANNOLI.

❝ O — Oh, Yup!! Yup, I got it, hang on — just a sec. ❞

A little hand magic and she's free like nobody's buisness.

❝ Better? ❞
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
HUH ⁉️

WHAT ⁉️

WHO ⁉️
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
❝ . . Kinda hard to remember things when your job is to keep the future safe ... ❞
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
❝ Uh — sure, I suppose. What's up? ❞

Not a clue in his mind he's about to get used like a workhorse ...
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
and corpes of his own allies, it came all to proper for him to warn about such amenities.

❝ I've got a little more time to kill, if you'd like, Sal. The future seems safe *for now.* So, I could keep ya company if you'd like .ᐟ ❞
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
❝ . . . Well, of course, Sally .ᐟ I may not be here all the time — but at the very least I make an effort to visit. You gotta appreciate what time you have with peace and your friends. You never know when it'll be come a hot commodity. Trust me, i'd know. ❞

Given the echoes of failed futures
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
. . . Only a lobotomite would fail to notice the implications behind that final comment. His feet found the ground with a miniature shift in his posture, hip now resting on a nearby wall.

. . . With a lost gaze, he found a line of thought; he should stay a little longer . .
February 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
❝ Thanks, Sal, but i'm not worried. I can tear him atom from atom; and I know nobody would bat an eye. If anything *you* should be careful.

. . . He ever bothers you, press this button. ❞

A ring finds her . . ring, finger. It's engraved with his own stylehood of blue neon lighting and genuine —
February 8, 2026 at 5:14 PM
at near light speed. Before then, it'd been done all for her. Proper signage and all. His feet returned to the ground as so did his hands meet his hips.

Ta — daaaa ~ .ᐟ all done.
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Well, when you hang around a purple princess all day, you tend to pick up a couple things. Check this out, Sal - Gal.

> Unknowingly spoken of *that* nickname. Though, with an extension of his hands, the pen Sally once found an extensive grip on soon left her — and begun to sketch out documents
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
And YOU should be classified as "MADE IN CHINA!"

Tell me, IS THE BLUETOOTH DEVICE READY TO PAIR, ANTI !?

𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙈𝙀 .ᐟ
February 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
❝ Ressetii always got on my damn nerves! So what if I can't save in time !? Doesn't he know that some of us are multi — dimensional hedgehogs trying to save the world and we only have seconds of free time to sp — ❞

Oh. He let slip, huh?

❝ N — No ... ❞
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 PM
❝ Charmed as I am, Sal — this guy has kept following me! It's like he's pink and i'm repping blue, or something. At this rate, you'd think he's in love with me . . ! ❞
February 8, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Hear me out; the villagers beinf mean was actually kinda funny! They'd totally chew you out if you didnt visit them or vanished for awhile. Kinda like blaze getting mad at me when i'm a week off of a birthday party I promised her !

> Sure, just say that causally. I guess.
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
That looks like alot of paper work, Sally. You mind if I help?

> His ass is not focused on what's happening down there!!
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I . . was never a fan of animal crossing. Or — at least i couldn't get into it. Some guy kept placing town halls on my village as soon as I tried the online play.

Soon, my little guy was just stuck and I couldn't do anything.

> this is in reference to an actual famous exploit in new leaf.
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM