A gorgeous baby 🥰

I mean… If he had murdered Bunhe, properly disposed of him, and told people the spoiled brat ran away from being asked to do chores, he definitely wouldn’t be languishing in Bingge’s dungeon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow you weren’t lying 🥵

You really do live up to your username

Shen Yuan learns the term “consensual nonconsent” and he flees into the woods to become a mushroom man again, because it implies he could ever WANT to be fucked by his actual irl beloved husband

I thought you said “wrong answers only”?

😔 One of the hazards of having to feed yourself, I suppose. The stuff that’s written for you had to be written by you.

Omg his little hoof sheaths! He’s so upsettingly cute 🥰

"Raw food is natural and therefore healthy and pure and good!!"

Never forget: Nature wants to kill you. Nature is not your friend Nature is not here to make you live a long and healthy life. It is here to turn you into food for everything else. Which it will also kill.
We exist *despite* Nature.

Agreed. Yes they eat raw things in the wild. So did we at one point. Then we learned we got sick less often by cooking that shit.

On the one hand, yeah, that sounds ridiculous.

On the other hand, two days ago, my mom (who’s grandparents were all from Mexico) told me, “Just remember: 🫵you are 🫵white. Now’s not the time to be Hispanic.” She’s scared for me and my sister, so she wants us to be “white-presenting latinas.”