Insanely funny screenshot. This is probably one of few the reasons I am thankful to have german as my native language.
I would have thrown a proper tantrum if I had tried to figure out articles with intellect, instead of them being handed to me through language osmosis as a child.

When I was asked which people I look up to, who inspired me and whom I look to for some sort of intellectual guidance…
Yeah nvmd checks out.

You could always just grab a random person of the street and make them your friend, you know?

In my experience it helps immensely when you go to the gym together with a friend.
It’s far harder to quit, when someone is also going and you are a lot more comfortable as well.

It‘s not making a convincing argument that this isn’t a cult.

Why must you haunt me with Latin on my social media feed T-T

Well thanks. What do I do with this now?! ;-;

Do I need to eat it all at once or can I save some for later?