I heard it was covered in fentanyl and the officers who found it vanished in a puff of smoke when they touched it.

The testicles, that's how they get ya.

The Geneva Convention is woke.

I talked to two separate people who thought municipal sidewalk clearing was ridiculous because we would need an army of people with shovels 🤦‍♂️

When I was a kid and my mom said I might have to get tubes put in my ears this is what I pictured.

Anytime the Proud Boys are mentioned I like to remind everyone that those clowns lost the copyright to the name Proud Boys in a settlement with a church they vandalized.

He should have been wearing a helmet and reflective vest if he didn't want to get punched in the face.

Does McDonald's know about this?