Simes
@simason.bsky.social
Lancastrian lad retired and former Unix Systems and Database Code Monkey. Lifetime Labour voter and party member. Fondness for Blackpool FC and big comedy fan enjoying EdFringe visits. Dad to 2 Labs and husband to Bev. Keen on EU and Twitter refugee!
When your Autumn camouflage works, and when your Autumn camouflage doesn’t!
October 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When your Autumn camouflage works, and when your Autumn camouflage doesn’t!
Sometimes that afternoon dog walk just turns magical!
October 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes that afternoon dog walk just turns magical!
Trump wins!!!! Trump wins!!!!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Trump wins!!!! Trump wins!!!!!!!
One heck of a dappled blue sky today!
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
One heck of a dappled blue sky today!
Meanwhile Nigel Farage will be rolled lightly in olive oil, lightly garnished with rosemary and pink sea salt, scattered with rose petals then wrapped gently in greaseproof paper and put on a low heat for 4 hours.
September 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Meanwhile Nigel Farage will be rolled lightly in olive oil, lightly garnished with rosemary and pink sea salt, scattered with rose petals then wrapped gently in greaseproof paper and put on a low heat for 4 hours.
Watch out for the next bandwagon to jump on Robert! Perhaps tightrope walking without a safety net whilst holding Union Flags will become popul….Oh yeah, sorry Robert
August 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Watch out for the next bandwagon to jump on Robert! Perhaps tightrope walking without a safety net whilst holding Union Flags will become popul….Oh yeah, sorry Robert
All the subtlety of a brown brick through a plate glass window whilst the creature from the Black Lagoon approaches from the depths!
July 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
All the subtlety of a brown brick through a plate glass window whilst the creature from the Black Lagoon approaches from the depths!
Most of UK and Continental Europe under heatwave amber alerts. Meanwhile in South Cumbria where I am! No wonder The Rage Virus in 28 Days/Weeks/Years Later was confined to Great Britain 😡
June 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Most of UK and Continental Europe under heatwave amber alerts. Meanwhile in South Cumbria where I am! No wonder The Rage Virus in 28 Days/Weeks/Years Later was confined to Great Britain 😡
Fantastico sunset on the Fylde Coast tonight, clouds, sea, mist it had it all!
March 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fantastico sunset on the Fylde Coast tonight, clouds, sea, mist it had it all!
Well I saw it and I tried but only had an IPhone to hand for a view over the Gulf of Lancashire (formerly the Irish Sea 😂) David’s picture is Saintly though, well it was St David’s Day!
March 2, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Well I saw it and I tried but only had an IPhone to hand for a view over the Gulf of Lancashire (formerly the Irish Sea 😂) David’s picture is Saintly though, well it was St David’s Day!
It’s a Fylde Coast version of the Northern Lights, and I don’t mean the Blackpool Illuminations! Happy St. David’s Day to all you Welshies!
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s a Fylde Coast version of the Northern Lights, and I don’t mean the Blackpool Illuminations! Happy St. David’s Day to all you Welshies!
Trust ‘em to bleed me dry of treats the greedy hounds! But they are best buds, and mine 😀
March 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Trust ‘em to bleed me dry of treats the greedy hounds! But they are best buds, and mine 😀
Now THAT I can do a plenty! 😀
February 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Now THAT I can do a plenty! 😀