Me about to fall asleep and then realizing 10 mins too late that I forgot about street cleaning (and thus didn’t move my car) 🙃 #SFprobs
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Me about to fall asleep and then realizing 10 mins too late that I forgot about street cleaning (and thus didn’t move my car) 🙃 #SFprobs
The face / the scent
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The face / the scent
NYT Wordle on 11/8/25
This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
NYT Wordle on 11/8/25
This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
This has never happened to me before and will never happen again 🤣
A couple who slays together… @wandererking.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
A couple who slays together… @wandererking.bsky.social
What’s your favorite slutty movie? 🖤
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What’s your favorite slutty movie? 🖤
Dua Lipa was fantastic! But there was only one question on my mind…
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Dua Lipa was fantastic! But there was only one question on my mind…
New shirt.
New moto.
New me. ✌🏼
New moto.
New me. ✌🏼
August 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
New shirt.
New moto.
New me. ✌🏼
New moto.
New me. ✌🏼
I wore this to a Dore party in SF a couple weekends ago. I spotted a few people I’d met earlier that day at the street fair and went over to say hi. One of the guys hugged me, leaned in, and whispered, “It’s great to see you again… but my friend is DEATHLY afraid of rabbits. You HAVE to go.” 😅😂
August 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I wore this to a Dore party in SF a couple weekends ago. I spotted a few people I’d met earlier that day at the street fair and went over to say hi. One of the guys hugged me, leaned in, and whispered, “It’s great to see you again… but my friend is DEATHLY afraid of rabbits. You HAVE to go.” 😅😂
Alexa - Play “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette
![Screenshot of a disclaimer at the end of an application for an AI-based company. The disclaimer reads “At [redacted] we value transparency and integrity in our hiring process. Applicants must submit their own work without any AI-generated assistance…”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kya2pgw6xnqkspwiubrwd23h/bafkreifzmkz3n3qokca552ym76xh4bb7xvrkxdrbr7jpyglpgnjlbuoxhq@jpeg)
August 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Alexa - Play “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette
Luckily, I do have some experience. 😆
August 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Luckily, I do have some experience. 😆
Said cat causing said ruckus.
August 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Said cat causing said ruckus.
Thought I was being funny and original with my zoom background for my interview yesterday…
July 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thought I was being funny and original with my zoom background for my interview yesterday…
In honor of Lady Gaga's song, show me your best pic where you gave "Summerboy" ☀️
July 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
In honor of Lady Gaga's song, show me your best pic where you gave "Summerboy" ☀️
Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
Gaga was amazing.
Gaga was amazing.
July 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Screaming. Crying. Throwing up.
Gaga was amazing.
Gaga was amazing.
Chappell Roan reminded me of two people tonight…
May 31, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Chappell Roan reminded me of two people tonight…
“Yeah, one quick thing — are you kidding me?” - Tim Gunn (probably)
May 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Yeah, one quick thing — are you kidding me?” - Tim Gunn (probably)
Someone’s about to get screwed…
May 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Someone’s about to get screwed…
Beyoncé - Cowboy Carter - Act II 🇺🇸
May 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Beyoncé - Cowboy Carter - Act II 🇺🇸