Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Berner boy🍁

@simon-63.bsky.social

130 followers 140 following 2.7K posts

Motorcycles, computers, beer, Berners, Roughnecks, Stampeders, Flames. Not necessarily in that order.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Reposted by Berner boy🍁

Flamesnation.ca @flamesnationdotca.bsky.social · 2h

Instant Reaction: Flames battle back to beat Oilers in the shootout #Flames #NHL

Instant Reaction: Flames battle back to beat Oilers in the shootout

Welcome to Instant Reaction, where we give you our instant reaction to tonight’s Calgary Flames game and ask our readers to do the same in the comments section below! The Calgary Flames visited the Edmonton Oilers on Wednesday night to begin their 2025-26 regular season. And the first half of the game was not pretty…

flamesnation.ca

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 2h

How about them Flames, eh?

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 2h

Eric Idle standing under a sign that states "Do not idle."

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 5h

Jays beat the Yankees!

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 5h

Gotta spend all that money on something.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 5h

I said trying.

1 1

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 5h

a cartoon drawing of spongebob squarepants with a hat and tie

ALT: a cartoon drawing of spongebob squarepants with a hat and tie

media.tenor.com

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 9h

Truth.

Photo of an otter giving the stink-eye.
95% of being a dad is staring at your children like this until they act right.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 9h

I'm sorry. I'm really trying not to laugh at this.

1 1

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 11h

“Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.”
― Mark Twain (not actually but he would have liked it)

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 12h

You better be putting out now.

1 3

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 13h

Happy birthday.

1 1

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

It has nothing to do with tone. This was not nuanced.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

That much is clear.
Expect the reverse to be so.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

In Canada a citizen can't bring a criminal charge.
Nor can you bring a civil charge once a criminal charge has be brought, unlike the US.
Unless things have changed.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

Just try. How hard can it be?

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

Well... no.
Moore's law says otherwise.
Generally, your shiny new machine was already old by the time you unboxed it.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

OK. Where do you live? Country.
Because that's not possible here.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

Oh wow. I thought it was ubiquitous.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

Let the battle of the old fart geeks begin.

2 7

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe try to be better.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

Criminal or civil?

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

Dea5r Wally. Get fucked.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

You, ma'am, are an asshole. STFU.

Berner boy🍁 @simon-63.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. No.