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Simon Jester
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Old Ginger Kid and a Blue dot in a Red state. Married to Her. The Bright Center of my personal Universe and the source of if not all, then nearly all of the goodness in my life. Father of 4 wonderful kiddos.
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October 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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This is Pathetic. Financing Groceries?
April 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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What if I had one of these?
April 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire and pass it on.
Vampire Hunter D D is a dhampir, the half-breed child of a vampire father and human mother (actually genetically engineered by the ruler and first of vampires called Sacred Ancestor using his own DNA and that of humans in an experiment to create a vampire without vampires' typical weaknesses like the sun and having to drink blood), the ideal vampire hunter. He is renowned for his consummate skill and unearthly grace but feared and despised for his mixed lineage: born of both races but belonging to neither. Often underestimated by his opponents, D possesses surprising power and resourcefulness, having most of the strengths of the Nobility and only mild levels of their common weaknesses. His supernatural powers make him one of the strongest beings in the world, if not the second strongest (second only to his father). However, D prefers his physical abilities, only using his magic in times of great need. Unlike most dhampirs, D is able to live as a "normal" human; however, he is marked by his unearthly beauty and exceptionally potent aura and thus rarely accepted by human settlements. In terms of weaknesses, he is randomly susceptible to sun-sickness, a severe type of sunstroke, about once every five years (far less than most dhampirs). D also recovers from it at a rate far greater than other dhampirs. Usually, it takes several days to recover from sunlight syndrome, longer if the dhampir is exceedingly powerful, but D recovered in a few hours (around 1–6 hours approximately) despite being one of the strongest dhampirs alive. Otherwise, D does not appear to suffer from other vampiric weaknesses usual to dhampirs, being able to physically restrain opponents with his aura and having godlike reflexes surpassing even those of Nobles.
March 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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So long as there shall exist, by reason of law and custom, a social condemnation, which, in the face of civilization, artificially creates hells on earth, and complicates a destiny that is divine with human fatality; so long as the three problems of the age—the degradation of man by poverty, the ruin of women by starvation, and the dwarfing of childhood by physical and spiritual night—are not solved; so long as, in certain regions, social asphyxia shall be possible; in other words, and from a yet more extended point of view, so long as ignorance and misery remain on earth, books like this cannot be useless.
February 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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February 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Can this recipe be found in the Necronomnomnom?
Image contains several cookbooks. Ultimate Baking Cookbook. BHG New Cookbook, Betty Crocker Cookbook, The Adventure Time Cookbook, The Necronomnomnom, Tasting History, The Bob's Burgers Cookbook. Mastering the Art of French Cooking and the Baking Bible.
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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One of my favorite cops.
Commander Sir Samuel "Sam" Vimes. Ankh-Morpork City Watch.
February 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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February 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Or Dee Dee at Sonic after the Vet.
February 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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The Hash puppy.
February 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Tina Belcher approves.
February 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Pinky asks the Brain what they are going to do tonight. The Brain replies "The same thing we've done every night Pinky. Let the Space Nazi take over the U.S.
February 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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They really aren't even trying anymore.
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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February 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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