Simon Berriman 🎮 👣
@simon.berrimansbareall.uk
Retro technology and gaming nerd. Senior Software Developer by trade. Nude rights campaigner alongside my wife @helen.berrimansbareall.uk.
British Naturism member.
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British Naturism member.
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Visiting Morecambe (in North West England) means visiting Eric. Visiting Eric requires you mimic his pose...
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Visiting Morecambe (in North West England) means visiting Eric. Visiting Eric requires you mimic his pose...
Merry Christmas one and all! We've had a fab day. Siobhan and Pete popped in for a drink this morning, so we had to get a Christmas photo. (Yes, Helen's earrings light up!)
with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
December 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Merry Christmas one and all! We've had a fab day. Siobhan and Pete popped in for a drink this morning, so we had to get a Christmas photo. (Yes, Helen's earrings light up!)
with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
Not your usual Saturday afternoon. Went to the clothing optional performance of "Boys in the Buff" (optional for the audience, that is!) with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk at the Golden Goose theatre in Camberwell. A fun body positive play.
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not your usual Saturday afternoon. Went to the clothing optional performance of "Boys in the Buff" (optional for the audience, that is!) with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk at the Golden Goose theatre in Camberwell. A fun body positive play.
Walked up Glastonbury Tor, a public monument and tourist attraction after Nudefest '24. The reception for the clothed folk was overwhelmingly positive!
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
December 20, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Walked up Glastonbury Tor, a public monument and tourist attraction after Nudefest '24. The reception for the clothed folk was overwhelmingly positive!
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
Christmas has finally come to the Berriman household. We bought the tree today and put up the decorations. I spent hours untangling the tree lights... @helen.berrimansbareall.uk did her sideboard display too. We haven't found the Santa hats yet though...
December 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Christmas has finally come to the Berriman household. We bought the tree today and put up the decorations. I spent hours untangling the tree lights... @helen.berrimansbareall.uk did her sideboard display too. We haven't found the Santa hats yet though...
Today's @britnaturism.bsky.social Naked Heart Walk at Leonardslee Lake and Gardens was rather wet, but it didn't dampen spirits. It wasn't cold and skin dries easily! And @helen.berrimansbareall.uk kept an eye on the café...
The Naked Heart Walks are to raise funds for @thebhf.bsky.social.
The Naked Heart Walks are to raise funds for @thebhf.bsky.social.
September 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Today's @britnaturism.bsky.social Naked Heart Walk at Leonardslee Lake and Gardens was rather wet, but it didn't dampen spirits. It wasn't cold and skin dries easily! And @helen.berrimansbareall.uk kept an eye on the café...
The Naked Heart Walks are to raise funds for @thebhf.bsky.social.
The Naked Heart Walks are to raise funds for @thebhf.bsky.social.
It's Party in the Stark 2025! Weather is mostly just about holding. And this year's photo area included an oversized chair...
#PitS25 #PitS #festival @helen.berrimansbareall.uk @naturistfoundation.org
#PitS25 #PitS #festival @helen.berrimansbareall.uk @naturistfoundation.org
July 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It's Party in the Stark 2025! Weather is mostly just about holding. And this year's photo area included an oversized chair...
#PitS25 #PitS #festival @helen.berrimansbareall.uk @naturistfoundation.org
#PitS25 #PitS #festival @helen.berrimansbareall.uk @naturistfoundation.org
So I'm now 50 years old... Not keen on that idea but embracing it! This present from my daughter is very apt though! A 'belly bag' 😆
With @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
With @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
July 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
So I'm now 50 years old... Not keen on that idea but embracing it! This present from my daughter is very apt though! A 'belly bag' 😆
With @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
With @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
When you know, you know! Ok, a guilty pleasure of @helen.berrimansbareall.uk and myself is watching 'Bargain Hunt' at lunchtime. And when the camera panned the auction room we spotted a logo we recognised! Good bit of free advertising there @heritage-n-club.bsky.social...
June 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
When you know, you know! Ok, a guilty pleasure of @helen.berrimansbareall.uk and myself is watching 'Bargain Hunt' at lunchtime. And when the camera panned the auction room we spotted a logo we recognised! Good bit of free advertising there @heritage-n-club.bsky.social...
Proving that we do occasionally do "sports"! @helen.berrimansbareall.uk and myself made use of the dart board after the official match at Pride at BN Sunfolk. Ok, technically Helen was wardening, but it can't be all work, right? 😁🎯
@britnaturism.bsky.social
@britnaturism.bsky.social
June 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Proving that we do occasionally do "sports"! @helen.berrimansbareall.uk and myself made use of the dart board after the official match at Pride at BN Sunfolk. Ok, technically Helen was wardening, but it can't be all work, right? 😁🎯
@britnaturism.bsky.social
@britnaturism.bsky.social
About 70 people came to today's Naked Heart Walk at LeonardsleeGardens.co.uk, which was brilliant given several other naturist events happened today, not least the #LondonWNBR! A new addition this year was admission to the dolls house exhibition, fascinating in its detail.
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
June 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
About 70 people came to today's Naked Heart Walk at LeonardsleeGardens.co.uk, which was brilliant given several other naturist events happened today, not least the #LondonWNBR! A new addition this year was admission to the dolls house exhibition, fascinating in its detail.
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
After acquiring the 32X a few weeks ago I started to look for an original Mega CD, and wouldn't you know it, one appeared at @ewbankauctions.bsky.social in a specialist auction. I put a commission bid on it expecting to outbid on the day - but I wasn't! The Tower of Power will soon be complete!
June 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
After acquiring the 32X a few weeks ago I started to look for an original Mega CD, and wouldn't you know it, one appeared at @ewbankauctions.bsky.social in a specialist auction. I put a commission bid on it expecting to outbid on the day - but I wasn't! The Tower of Power will soon be complete!
It's only taken me six months to realise that UK and EU users can no longer see Vimeo Channels or search the site! So I've set up a BSky profile that'll be dedicated to posting the Naked Retro Gamers videos, which will have to do for now.
Please follow @nakedretrogamers.com if you like those posts.
Please follow @nakedretrogamers.com if you like those posts.
June 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It's only taken me six months to realise that UK and EU users can no longer see Vimeo Channels or search the site! So I've set up a BSky profile that'll be dedicated to posting the Naked Retro Gamers videos, which will have to do for now.
Please follow @nakedretrogamers.com if you like those posts.
Please follow @nakedretrogamers.com if you like those posts.
Awesome day at @shortcircuit.org.uk #RetroFest. Plenty of interesting and rare machines on display. Had a great chat with this chap, Dean @breakintoprogram.co.uk. And I was impressed the folks at @museumofcomputing.bsky.social had heard of nakedretrogamers.com! ...
June 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Awesome day at @shortcircuit.org.uk #RetroFest. Plenty of interesting and rare machines on display. Had a great chat with this chap, Dean @breakintoprogram.co.uk. And I was impressed the folks at @museumofcomputing.bsky.social had heard of nakedretrogamers.com! ...
A fun weekend catching up with a lot of different people at Bare Bootleg festival at the @naturistfoundation.org. @vianaziz.bsky.social and Kelvin are always up for a photo op! Roll on the next naturist festival - @britnaturism.bsky.social's NudeFest. 😎
May 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A fun weekend catching up with a lot of different people at Bare Bootleg festival at the @naturistfoundation.org. @vianaziz.bsky.social and Kelvin are always up for a photo op! Roll on the next naturist festival - @britnaturism.bsky.social's NudeFest. 😎
One of the unexpected delights of nakedretrogamers.com and running the Naked Retro Gaming Live events are the lovely donations of old hardware that we receive. At the last event I was given a box of 'Mega Drive stuff', and in it was this awesome bit of kit. A 32X!
with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
May 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
One of the unexpected delights of nakedretrogamers.com and running the Naked Retro Gaming Live events are the lovely donations of old hardware that we receive. At the last event I was given a box of 'Mega Drive stuff', and in it was this awesome bit of kit. A 32X!
with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
with @helen.berrimansbareall.uk
Its that 5K time of year again at @naturistfoundation.org where I wonder why I do this to myself. Beat Lizzie this time but she says that's only because she stayed with her friend. And that's why I do this, so others can discover naturism. Her friend had never tried anything socially nude before.
May 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Its that 5K time of year again at @naturistfoundation.org where I wonder why I do this to myself. Beat Lizzie this time but she says that's only because she stayed with her friend. And that's why I do this, so others can discover naturism. Her friend had never tried anything socially nude before.
Its World Naked Gardening Day, the weather is warm and dry, and the grass needed cutting. The hedge has also gone a bit crazy in the last few weeks, so I felt I had no excuse not to do something. Grass cutting went fine. Hedge trimming - well - see comments! 😆
#WNGD2025
#WNGD2025
May 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Its World Naked Gardening Day, the weather is warm and dry, and the grass needed cutting. The hedge has also gone a bit crazy in the last few weeks, so I felt I had no excuse not to do something. Grass cutting went fine. Hedge trimming - well - see comments! 😆
#WNGD2025
#WNGD2025
This is our bedroom wall. Plus the one over the sofa in the living room. It initiates a lot of conversions.
April 30, 2025 at 9:21 AM
This is our bedroom wall. Plus the one over the sofa in the living room. It initiates a lot of conversions.
While I work on a video of the NRG Live event at BN:Sunfolk last weekend, here's a Naked Retro Gaming video from a few weeks ago. Its the first in a series featuring the kind donation of games from @chrisankz.bsky.social - Gran Turismo 2.
📺 vimeo.com/nakedretroga...
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
📺 vimeo.com/nakedretroga...
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
April 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
While I work on a video of the NRG Live event at BN:Sunfolk last weekend, here's a Naked Retro Gaming video from a few weeks ago. Its the first in a series featuring the kind donation of games from @chrisankz.bsky.social - Gran Turismo 2.
📺 vimeo.com/nakedretroga...
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
📺 vimeo.com/nakedretroga...
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk
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April 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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What a great day here at Sunfolk for Naked Retro Gaming! A good turnout made the place sound like a full on, old school arcade. And the weather was on our side, so we ended the day with a communal BBQ. All that planning and prep was worth it.
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk @britnaturism.bsky.social
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk @britnaturism.bsky.social
April 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What a great day here at Sunfolk for Naked Retro Gaming! A good turnout made the place sound like a full on, old school arcade. And the weather was on our side, so we ended the day with a communal BBQ. All that planning and prep was worth it.
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk @britnaturism.bsky.social
@helen.berrimansbareall.uk @britnaturism.bsky.social
Naked Retro Gaming Live is next weekend, the 26th April at BN Sunfolk, near St. Albans! We've got 15 different computers and consoles ready to go with a selection of games. Bring on the cacophony of the arcade!
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@britnaturism.bsky.social
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@britnaturism.bsky.social
April 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Naked Retro Gaming Live is next weekend, the 26th April at BN Sunfolk, near St. Albans! We've got 15 different computers and consoles ready to go with a selection of games. Bring on the cacophony of the arcade!
british-naturism.bookinglayer.com/en/product/n...
@britnaturism.bsky.social
british-naturism.bookinglayer.com/en/product/n...
@britnaturism.bsky.social
While Helen is off sunning herself, the dining table has found a new use as a test bench! Obviously I need to test each and every machine, ahead of the Naked Retro Gaming weekend at Sunfolk in a couple of weeks' time... Its a hard life. 🤓
If you want to come, book here: bn.uk/yfedakt
If you want to come, book here: bn.uk/yfedakt
April 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
While Helen is off sunning herself, the dining table has found a new use as a test bench! Obviously I need to test each and every machine, ahead of the Naked Retro Gaming weekend at Sunfolk in a couple of weeks' time... Its a hard life. 🤓
If you want to come, book here: bn.uk/yfedakt
If you want to come, book here: bn.uk/yfedakt